shelber429

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Im Shelby,
i hate dealing with drama
but i mostly have too!
My best friend is Kate
but anyways i am outgoing, and funny.
I don't write many quotes.
Lol, well bye.

shelber429
posted a quote
June 30, 2010 7:08am UTC

Michelle: Heyy, Aunt Becky...What do you call a boy ladybug??
Aunt Becky: Confused..
Cred. Too "Full house"<3

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shelber429
posted a quote
June 30, 2010 6:50am UTC

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!

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shelber429
posted a quote
June 29, 2010 7:27am UTC

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=5
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=14
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=19
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=23
[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=26
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total= 31

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shelber429
posted a quote
May 2, 2010 9:43am UTC

and it's amazing how real i am
& how fake they are.

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shelber429
posted a quote
February 28, 2010 8:53am UTC

We aren't a perfect couple</3
But were pretty damn close(:

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shelber429
posted a quote
February 27, 2010 6:59pm UTC

Lovee;
It shouldn't matter if you are:
Rich or Poor,
Smart or Dumb,
Pretty or Ugly,
Popular or Not.
All that matters is what's in the inside.
<3

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shelber429
posted a quote
February 13, 2010 12:33pm UTC

i want a guy who calls me
beautiful instead of hot,
who calls me back
when i hang up on him,
who will stay awake
just to watch me sleep.
a boy who kisses my forehead
who wants to show me off to the world.
who thinks i'm pretty without make-up on.
the one who is constantly reminding me
of how much he cares about me
and how lucky he is to have me(:

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shelber429
posted a quote
January 30, 2010 3:12pm UTC

Lets just say i've reached a point
where i seriously couldn't care less
about what you or anybody else
thinks about me.

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January 14, 2010 5:13pm UTC

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January 10, 2010 4:57pm UTC

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shelber429
posted a quote
November 7, 2009 8:28pm UTC

I Dont Ask For Much In A Boy;
Just that he is smart. cute. funny. athletic.
respectful. caring. compassionate.
Spontaneous. muscular. mature.
romantic. loving. trusting. trustful
opens the door for me. doesn't smoke
buys me flowers. calls me every night.
wont make me watch car chases
brings me chocolate. writes me short sweet notes
kisses my forehead. isn't a perv.
takes me out. smells good.
adventurous. taller. christian.
good dancer. surprises me.
good kisser. a cuddler.;)

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shelber429
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 5:31pm UTC

You Drive Me Crazy Sometimes;
You have terrible habits that drive me crazy.
You f l i r t too much with other girls.
Sometimes you don't even act like my boyfriend.
Sometimes you can be a real jerk.
But other times very sweet.
One day i wanna push you off a cliff.
Other times.. i wanna be the one to catch you..
What i'm saying is even though you drive me c_r_a_z_y..
I Love You

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shelber429
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 3:21pm UTC

I am so sick of you
and your bullshit.
You start accusing me
of stuff i didn't do.?
Even when people
who were there said
i didn't,
Your still convicinced
with your story?
Fine.
I could really just not care anymore.

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shelber429
posted a quote
August 30, 2009 11:58am UTC

My heart beats hard
because he is the one stepping on it.
credit all to me no steals

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shelber429
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 4:34pm UTC

Chicks
B4
Dicks
sorry but it's true
sometimes ; D

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shelber429
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 5:41pm UTC

He loves me
He hates me
He hugs me
He hits me
In the end he dumps me

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