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  1. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. I was really scaredd. Soo sorry guys.

  2. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 3:13pm UTC
    ☮YJ$
    Thats my moto!!

  3. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    Today my little 9 old little sister realized why my other 12 year old sister is the only one in our family with blonde hair. She said to my mom, "You simply had a blonde moment when you were pregnant with her." In complete seriousness. Oh how I love little children. MLIA

  4. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  5. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 2:25pm UTC
    57 Girl Confessions
    1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
    yeahh
    2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
    ShOrt Partyy dress !
    3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
    id fall in love even more
    4. Group dates or single dates?
    single
    5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
    yes
    6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
    no
    7. Is your hair up or down today?
    upp
    8. Do you straighten your hair?
    well duhh who doesnt like really unless their hair is naturally straight
    9. Favorite mascara?
    black
    10. Do you get your nails done?
    depends
    11. Small or large purses?
    large
    12. In your purse, what are your must haves?
    money, cell ,makeup
    13. Jeans or sweats
    both
    14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable?
    only when my mom tells me too get fancy haha
    15. Do you text message a lot?
    who doesnt
    16. What would you do if you got pregnant?
    i would hope my parents wouldnt kill me and i wouldnt wanna get prego
    17. What’s your favorite color?
    pinkkk
    18. Heels or flats?
    flats
    19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
    yep
    20. Would you ever leave the house without make-up on?
    uhm on the weekends
    21. Walmart or Target?
    target
    22. Do you wear collared shirts?
    nope
    23. Do you like preppy boys?
    nope
    24. Do you think lip gloss is the best!?
    no
    25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
    of course
    26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
    2 hour nd 30 minutes
    27. Do you like to wear band-aids?
    uhm?
    28. Do you like skater boys?
    sometimes
    29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
    duh
    30. Gold or silver?
    silver
    31. Do you like to receive flowers?
    yep!
    32. Do you like surfer boys?
    kinda
    33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
    i have 2 mom insists
    34. Do you like to wear dresseses?
    casual dresses
    35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
    uhm 10
    36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
    at school?? if so then yes
    37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
    maybeee
    38. Do you like to hold hands?
    o yah!
    39. What is the youngest you would date?
    1 yr younger,same age nd 2 yrs older
    40. What is the oldest you would date?
    2 yrs older
    41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
    how funny they r nd hotness
    42. Is it hot when guys sweat?
    yep
    43. What is the best feature in a guy?
    personality
    44. Do you like making eye contact?
    yep unless im lying
    46. Would you kill for chocolate?
    nope
    47. Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
    yep
    48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
    10
    49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
    yes!
    50. Do you yell a lot?
    o yes
    51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
    y not?
    52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
    not rly? i dont have clothes i dont like
    53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
    nope
    54. What makeup could you not live w/ out?
    eyeliner
    55. Do you fall in love easily?
    i think so
    56. Do you have cramps?
    who asks that kind of question
    57. Do you think you have the bestest friends ever?
    of course!

  6. shelber101 shelber101
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    April 18, 2010 10:39am UTC
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    March 13, 2010 11:32am UTC
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  8. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  9. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    _______Bests_______
    1. male friend: i have to many to name . <3
    2. female friend: lily(:
    3. Vacation: any beachh .
    4. age: age is but a number .
    5. memory: too many amazing memories .
    _______Worsts_______
    1. Time of day: definitely morning .
    2.Day of the week: monday .
    3. Food: i don't know ?
    4. Memory: getting my heart broken . </3
    5. Subject: history or science .and math
    _______Lasts_______
    1. Person you saw: my brother
    2. Talk on the phone: my mom <3(:
    3. Hugged: kenny, haha(;
    4. I Met: not suree ?
    _______Firsts_______
    1. Kiss: dylan
    2. Car: don't have onee .
    3. First school: my elementary school .
    4. Boyfriend: kenny .
    5. Job: never had one before . hahaha .
    _______Today_______
    1. What are you doing now: taking this survey, watching tv .
    2. Tonight: no idea ?
    3. Wearing: skinnys and ninja turtle shirt
    4. What did you eat for lunch: nothinggggggg.
    5: Better than yesterday: so far, yes <3(:
    _______Tomorrow_______
    1. Is: monday
    2. Got any plans: not yet ?
    3. Goal: to be the best i can be (:
    4. Dislikes about tomorrow: iDK
    5. Do you have work: nawhh .. currently unemployed (:
    _______Faves_______
    1. Numbers: 11. 96 and 15
    2 Song: baby 3. Colors: neon green, and hot pink (:
    4.Season: summmer
    5. State: flordia
    _______Currently_______
    1. Are you in love?: i think i might bee ?
    2. Dating someone: yessssshhh
    3.Missing someone: terribly </3
    4. Mood: happy

  10. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2010 5:11pm UTC
    your moms stupid... because she didnt get an abortion when she wanted one!! lol my friend told me this.

  11. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ?
    Natural Hair Color:
    Brown-$100
    Blonde-$50
    Black - $15
    Bald - $5
    Other-$75
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Other-$15
    Height:
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95
    Age:
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $100
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    I did like once - $400
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $600
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Green-$750
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    TOTAL AMOUNT: $3345

  12. shelber101 shelber101
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    February 27, 2010 12:29pm UTC
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    February 20, 2010 1:05pm UTC
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  14. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 12:48pm UTC
    Can you name 13 guys off the top of ur head?
    1. cole
    2. dylan
    3. nick
    4. tyler
    5. hunter
    6. gage
    7. ommalli
    8.miguel
    9. tucker
    10. kyle
    11. steven
    12. joey l
    13. brendan
    How did you meet 10?
    my friend lily
    Have you seen 4 cry?
    ya from laughing to hard
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    nahhhh
    Are you good friends with # 13
    ya
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    hellzz yes hes not cute hes hotttt
    something about 1....
    im dating him right noww
    How did you meet 12?
    he was in my 7th period
    7's fav color
    idkkkkk
    What would you do if 6 confessed if they liked you
    he alreadyyy did but i kinda liked him 2
    2 single?
    problyyyy
    Where does 7 lives?
    hellz if i know
    What do you think about 2?
    hes a good kisser
    Worst thing about 5
    nothinggggg
    11 going out with?
    no one hes uglyyyyy
    what do you think about 3?
    i alredy dated himmmm

  15. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 12:17pm UTC
    On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.
    This is the bulletin he read:
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.
    >> this is gay but it scared meee lol <<

  16. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 12:12pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die

  17. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 11:58am UTC
    I LOVE JUSTIN DREW BIEBER =}

  18. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    I LOVE BRENDANNNN F.

  19. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 8:43am UTC
    Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?
    1. ze
    2. steven R.
    3. nick
    4. matt r.
    5. brendan
    6. dylan
    7. kyle
    8. justin b.
    9. tyler s.
    10. deter
    11. brandon f.
    12. charlie
    13. charles
    How did you and #12 meet?
    School.....
    Have you ever seen #4 cry?
    yeahhh
    Would #11 and #2 make a good couple?
    noooo
    Are you really good friends with #1?
    yeah : )
    What's #7's favorite color?
    idk ive meet him once
    Fact about #9?
    hes so adorable
    What's the worst thing about #10?
    he wears a santa hat
    What do you think about #3?
    a** hole
    Who is your favorite guy on the list?
    #5

  20. shelber101 shelber101
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    xxbobo123: hello
    starchristy55: who is this?
    xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
    2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
    starchristy55: what the.....?
    xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
    starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
    xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
    starchristy55: who the eff r u?
    xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
    starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
    xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
    starchristy55: i did not kill her!
    xxbobo123: i think differently
    starchristy55: who ARE you?
    starchristy55: why are you doing this?
    starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
    dancarella38 has logged on
    dancerella38: hello christy
    starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
    dancarella38: why its me, sally
    starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
    dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
    dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
    dancarella38 has signed off
    xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
    starchristy55: who are you?
    xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
    starchristy55: yeah?
    xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
    starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
    xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
    xxbobo123 has sighned off
    later that night
    ----------------------------------------------------
    christy sat in her room cold and afraid
    exactly wat she was told would happen, did
    she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
    repost this once and you will be safe
    if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
    repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death...

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