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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  3. Waffle Waffle
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I think its time to shave my legs
    "MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    next time you're washing your hands next to
    somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    DearBoys,
    If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

  11. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  13. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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  14. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  15. SammieGrace SammieGrace
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC
    5 years ago I realized my
    boyfriend was cheating on me
    I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
    Today i am putting on a white gown
    to marry my bestfriend.
    nmf-nmq

  16. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  17. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    counting people in class
    to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

  18. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

  19. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  20. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

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