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  1. ashbashx3 ashbashx3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    DON’T TELL ME
    the sky’s the limit when there are
    FOOTPRINTS ON THE MOON

  2. XOXAbbyXOX XOXAbbyXOX
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    are vegetarians
    allowed to eat
    animal crackers?
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  3. ABeautifulDisasterx3 ABeautifulDisasterx3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    ‎(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    I FLIP YO' TABLE
    ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
    Sorry, that was uncalled for.

  4. julieeeee julieeeee
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:24pm UTC
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  5. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    Today in class,
    It was dead silent and then the shyest boy in class, stands up and says:
    "Wait, where's Perry?"

  6. UnLogicalLogic UnLogicalLogic
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Slugs:
    are just homeless,
    snails.

  7. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    every time you walk by her,
    she steals a glance at you, wishing she could be walking beside you, holding your hand. ♥

  8. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    on december 20th, 2012
    i want you to send me a text saying, "in case the world ends tomorrow, i love you." ♥

  9. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Your Parents:
    “Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
    would be lucky to date you.”
    People on Witty:
    “Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
    and you’re soooo pretty.”
    People in Real life:
    “lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”

  10. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    Remember when
    ICUP
    was the ultimate prank?
    :)

  11. ikindajust ikindajust
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    suck my dick
    personalities can't be sucked, silly.

  12. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Live like
    Spongebob
    Laugh out loud all day without any reason,
    and annoy the mean people with your happiness.

  13. Want_Ya Want_Ya
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    There are 6,930,055,154
    people in the world.
    Why are you letting just one
    ruin your life ?
    --Patrick Star

  14. emalie03 emalie03
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Heartbreak Playlist.
    forever and always - taylor swift.
    one last time - kellie pickler.
    the harold song - ke$ha.
    alone in this bed - framing hanley.
    when i look at you - miley cyrus.
    like we used to - a rocket to the moon.
    kiss me slowly - parachute.
    nothing - the script.
    miserable at best - mayday parade.
    somewhere with you - kenny chesney.
    your gaurdian angel - the red jumpsuit apparatus.
    last kiss - taylor swift.
    cfall for you - secondhand serenade.
    nothing left to lose - the pretty reckless.
    <3

  15. heytherepolarbear heytherepolarbear
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    -----------------------------------------------
    The walk of shame
    when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
    -------------------------------------------------

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 1:55pm UTC
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  17. alexisloveswho77 alexisloveswho77
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Best part of Halloween?
    [The Halloween town movies.]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    That feeling when
    Your parents allowed you
    To do something you never thought
    They would allow you to.

  20. foreveryoung_101 foreveryoung_101
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    Dear Nike,
    Your slogan says "JUST DO IT" I did.
    Now what happens?
    Sincerely, pregnant teen.

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