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shanaynay16

1. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 3:24pm UTC
   EVERYTHING
   HAS BEAUTY…
   BUT NOT
   EVERYONE
   CAN SEE IT
   
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2. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment,
   When you get into the van,
   and there’s no candy.
   </3
   
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3. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 10:11pm UTC
   I’ll be Burger Kingand you’ll be McDonalds… I’ll be doing it my way you’ll be lovin’ it.
   
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4. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 10:06pm UTC
   Dear Mom,
   If all my friends jump off a cliff, it’s because it was MY idea.
   Sincerely,
   Your child is a leader not a follower
   
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5. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2011 10:02pm UTC
   AM I THE ONLY ONE????
   ..... who hates walking around barefoot?
   PLease favorite this quote even though the format isnt pretty(:
   
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6. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 12:27am UTC
   Sorry I’m too short to ride your emotional rollercoaster…
   
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7. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 12:23am UTC
   Next time you’re thinking about wonderful things; don’t forget to think about yourself.
   
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8. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 12:17am UTC
   H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.= half of my energy wasted on random krap
   
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9. shanaynay16
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 12:11am UTC
   Girl: “how much do you love me?”
   Boy: “Count the stars”
   Girl:”That’s impossible”
   Boy: “so is explaining how much I love you.”
   <33
   
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10. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    Remember that today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
    
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11. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    TYPING AN ESSAY:
    Starts off: A+
    Goes on Facebook: B-
    Texts friends back: C-
    Goes on YouTube: D-
    Goes on Witty: F
    
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12. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 1:24am UTC
    Women are like police, have all the evidence in the world... But still want a confession.
    
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13. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 1:20am UTC
    today, i got a paper cut while opening a box of band aids...
    FML
    
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14. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 1:16am UTC
    When a girl falls asleep texting you, it doesn’t mean you bore her. It just means she didn’t want to end the conversation.
    
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15. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 1:11am UTC
    You callin me a liar?!?!
    ..... Well i aint calling you a "truther"
    
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16. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 1:29am UTC
    DEAR AUTOMATIC DOORS,
    You make me feel like a JEDI.
    Sincerely,
    Easily entertained.
    
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17. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 1:24am UTC
    I'M NOT A DRUG DEALER,
    im a street pharmacist...
    
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18. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 1:20am UTC
    Son: Mom I’m hungry!
    Mom: Find your own food
    Son: WTF MOTHER
    Mom: What did you just say to me boy?!?!
    Son: Where’s the food?
    
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19. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 12:00am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. shanaynay16
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    You’re now aware that QK looks like a sideways ninja….
    QK
    
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