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shamalamax27

1. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   when your "bestfriend" is too busy to hangout with you, but not everyone else.
   sometimes i really need you and you're not always there.
   format by br0kenwings
   
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2. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   lately, "whatever" has described
   my moods perfectly...
   
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3. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   Dear whoever made the "sorry, I have Alzheimer's so I forgot to give a crap" Facebook page, my Grandmom has Alzheimer's, I have no idea what would possess you to think this is funny or cool.
   
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4. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 7:11pm UTC
   I thought I finally found the one who wouldn't ruin my mascara. but no, of course not.
   
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5. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   I get it, she's prettier than me, skinnier than me, funnier than me,more outgoing than me, more popular than me, and just better than me. if I were you, I'd pick her too.
   
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6. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   I thought you were
   different.
   I guess I was wrong.
   
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7. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 7:04pm UTC
   when he rejects
   you in front of your
   mutual friends.
   
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8. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   it kills me to sit here and watch my mom believe these lies.
   
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9. shamalamax27
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
   most of the time i want to work out i realize that
   eating food is way more fun.
   
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10. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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    Finally
    f i n d i n g someone who
    l i kes you back.
    not my format
    
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11. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    i love when people are too busy to answer my texts but not too busy to post statuses on facebook or pictures on instagram... from mobile...
    
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12. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    *me when doing homework*
    *opens blank word document*
    *types name*
    "i have done so much work already, witty timeeee!"
    
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13. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    The awkward
    moment
    When someone asks "Are you two going out?" And unfortunately you have to say "no." although you want to say "i wish."
    notmyformat! credit: ThisRandomGirl
    
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14. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    when you forget you
    added a quote earlier and
    the notifications are
    completely unexpected (:
    
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15. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    I hate feeling like
    i ruined my first impression with important people.
    nmf/
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl
    
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16. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    no lie, the only person to text me all weekend was my grandma...
    my popularity is really overwhelming, i know.
    
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17. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    when you're no longer good enough for your "friends"
    
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18. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    when someone tells you that you don't need dessert, as they continue to stuff their face.
    
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19. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    t h e w o r s t m i s t a k e y o u c a n m a k e i s
    w a l k i n g a w a y
    f r o m t h e p e r s o n w h o s t o o d t h e r e a n d
    w a i t e d f o r y o u .
    
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20. shamalamax27
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    i dreamt of you last night. i don't remember any of it, but i know
    you were there. ♥
    
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