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missperfect1129
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September 16, 2012 3:59pm UTC

And I finally lost it.

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taylorday7
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September 11, 2012 9:53pm UTC

Hey guys, I was thinking. Since Nevercutyourbeautiful has helped so many people and we have been trying to get her to meet Demi let's trend this:#getNevercutyourbeautifulonEllen
Tweet it to Ellen. If we get enough tweets, we could seriously make this happen. She deserves it.

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_to_the_kids_who
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September 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC

It's fall. Time for :
putting the makeup back on for hopes someone will notice you in high school,
getting the out the straighteners again,
hot chocolate & coffee,
back to school sales,
Uggs & Sperry's
football games,
HIS sweatshirt,
cuddling season,
turning leaves,
skinny jeans,
hayrides.
I can't even wait.
♥

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Iluvudaniella
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September 2, 2012 12:53pm UTC

A teacher asked her students how to be polite & tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the bathroom?
The 3rd boy said: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
The teacher fainted.

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 1, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Sometimes
all you need is
20 seconds of insane courage.
Just 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
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September 1, 2012 5:25pm UTC

she's lucky
i even let her breathe the same air as me

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JamesBrass
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August 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC

i aint here to stress you out,
im here to stretch you out
and imma make you mine

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Tynisha*
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August 26, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Crush a bit, lil' bit, roll it up, take a hit. Feelin lit, feelin light, 2 A.M., summer night.
♥
-kid cudi c;

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letsdanceinStyles
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August 18, 2012 12:19pm UTC

click to see this quote

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JamesBrass
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August 16, 2012 11:02pm UTC

i'm done with mad girls
and all their games
-james

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crayola_Swag
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August 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Never
let a low-life discourage you from following your heart and doing what you believe in. ♥

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AwesomeUsername
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August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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Compulsive_Confessor
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August 13, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Me walking into the class with jacket on
Teacher: Take that jacket off NOW!! It's against the rules!
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry! Is anyone hurt? No? Ok... I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket... of my torso... and slowly freeze to death
Me: But miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
Teacher: Because it's cold and...
Me: Everybody get down! She's got a jacket!
Teacher: *facepalm*
nmq

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ChocoTaco
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August 12, 2012 11:07pm UTC

Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: ok...
Me: Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Urine
Friend: Urine who?
me: Urine-secure don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the doo-oo-ooor!
nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
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August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC

You will never see yourself
the way the person who loves you sees you...

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