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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC

let's get one thing straight.
just because i can't sing doesn't mean i won't sing.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC

the best feeling ever
when you're listening to music and you
leave the room, still singing the song
in your head, then you come back
and find that the singing in your
head was in sync with the song.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
nmq

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:20pm UTC

''Penguins have been known to become depressed and will sometimes march away from their groups to die.''
the deep meaning behind our species,the socially awkward penguins.mistery solved.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 6:53pm UTC

i love you like
sheldon loves his spot.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
nmq

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 8:29am UTC

I can't pretend I don't care
when you don't think about me.
nmf

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Cause I don't want to..
live my life wondering 'if only..'

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Don't listen to what your girlfriend says.
She reads those magazines...
that say you failed the test
you don't have what she needs.
nmf

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 11:33am UTC

when i die..
I want someone to come to my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper, and just stand there, not saying anything.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Imagine if..
Your eyes changed color based on your emotions.
Yellow - Happy
Red - Angry
Blue- Peaceful
Green- Jealous
Purple - Amused
Pink - In Love
Grey - Depressed
White - Insecure
Brown - Relaxed
Orange - Rejected
Black - Lost
Gold - Hopeful
Silver - Surprised
What color would your eyes be?

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 2:26pm UTC

When I thought he was mine..
she caught him by the mouth.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:45am UTC

Harry: Hey, Voldemort.I'm going to get a nose piercing tomorrow. Wanna come?
Voldemort:
Professor Snape:
Draco Malfoy:
Ronald Weasley:
Luna Lovegood:
Professor Dumbledore:
Hogwarts:
The muggle world:
Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents.
J

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:29am UTC

I always wonder why
birds stay
in the same place when
they can fly anywhere on
Earth. Then I ask myself
the same question.
- Harun Yahya

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:13am UTC

Mom: I'm going to work. Don't let me catch you browsing the internet all day.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *Puts clothes away*
Me: *Washes dishes*
Me: *Mows lawn*
Me: *Plants flowers*
Me: *Cooks dinner*
Me: *Buys groceries*
Me: *Cleans windows*
Me: *Puts books,movies and CDs in alphabetical order*
Me: *Changes tires*
Me:
Me:*Finally goes back on witty*
Me:
Mom: Ohmygod! I KNEW YOU'D BE ON THERE ALL DAY! BLAHBLAHBLAH! YOU'RE SO LAZY BLAHBLAHBLAH!!

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:43pm UTC

''I wasn't that drunk..''
Dude, you farted in the car and turned up the radio to cover the smell.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:24am UTC

Girl in my class: #YOLO bltchez! Life is short.
Me: Actually it's the longest thing you'll ever do.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 3:33pm UTC

That's nice, honey.''
Grandma's version of 'Cool story bro''.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 1:36pm UTC

There’s only...
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 8:05am UTC

MY MIND IS RUNNING EMPTY
IN THE SEARCH FOR
SOMEONE ELSE
WHO DOESN’T SEE
RIGHT THROUGH ME

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:47am UTC

I gotta follow my heart
no matter how far.

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 1:30pm UTC

You only hear the music
❤
When your heart begins to break.
The Kids From Yesterday-MCR
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