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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. BenniBoy BenniBoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Fave For A Paragraph On Your Profile!

  3. xoxokatiexoxo6 xoxokatiexoxo6
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 11:44am UTC
    Age 10: I love you, Mom!
    Age 14: My Mom is so annoying!
    Age 18: I wanna leave this house!
    Age 25: Mom, you were right..
    Age 30: Mom, forgive me?
    Age 50: I don't wanna lose my Mom!
    Age 70: Mom, I love you so much..
    fave this quote if you love your Mom ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    ChelseyGrace Format Credit♥
    My quote.
    An EX is like jail.
    If you keep going back, there's obviously
    something you haven't learned yet.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 12:11am UTC
    (Phone vibrates)
    *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone*
    "Ugh, I thought you were someone else"

  7. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Fave if you actually had a good
    Friday the 13th. ♥

  8. trinityy_xoxox trinityy_xoxox
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    the greatest relationships are the ones,
    that you never expected to be in. ♥

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Yeah.
    I've made many mistakes.
    It's not my fault that life doesn't come with instructions.
    jimmy365
    ^my format!:)

  10. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    I was about to go when the
    light turned green, but my grandpa told me to stop.
    I slammed the brakes,
    as a semi blew through the red light.
    It would have hit me had I gone.
    I had to pull over
    cause I started crying so much. Why?
    because I was alone in the car.,
    my grandpa passed away in august.
    nmf. credit to 6 billion secrets.

  11. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    nmf/nmq

  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    What Am I
    supposed to do when the best part of me
    was always you?

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:47am UTC
    facebook should have a l i m i t
    on how many times you can change your relationship status.
    after ten changes, it should default to, "unstable".

  15. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
    to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
    shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    I keep pushing away the boys who care
    because i'm still in love with the only one who doesn't,♥

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    daughter:"daddy why is Santas sack so big?"
    dad: "because he only comes once a year"
    fave ♥ if you get it

  18. anna* anna*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    i'll stop loving you,
    when a mango grows from an apple tree on the 32nd day of junetember.

  19. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    & in the end
    everyone turns out to be the person they swore they'd never become. ♥

  20. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    I Want To Forget,
    but every kiss, every hug, every memory. It's all trapped in my mind. I hate to say it, but I miss you.

:)

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