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secretwitty5
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April 8, 2012 8:50pm UTC

That moment when you make awkward eye contact with the guy in the car next to you. So you just pretend to look up and say "ahh that's a nice mountain range"

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themockingjay
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July 7, 2012 1:24pm UTC

I'd rather cuddle then have s e x.
those with good grammar will understand

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Allison13Xoxo
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July 6, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Magic Mike is about Channing Tatum stripping? Im in.

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SorrowUnleashed
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July 7, 2012 11:06am UTC

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
...Fancy a workout session?

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Buki
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July 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Bruno Mars can't catch a grenade for you because he's having a lazy day.

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xyouxonlyxlivexoncex
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July 6, 2012 6:26pm UTC

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I Love
You
nmf

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kristagannon
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July 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC

I wonder it the tag on clothes in China says,
"Made around the Corner."

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jessiemarie8
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July 7, 2012 12:58pm UTC

iSleepy
theres a nap for that
nmq

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caseem16
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July 7, 2012 12:14pm UTC

"Bake 26-30 minutes."
Alright. 28 minutes it is.
nmf

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luv2laugh
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Restarting the whole
song because you
missed your favorite line.

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NINJAPENGUIN
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July 7, 2012 11:05am UTC

Did you know that whenever you can't fall asleep, thats because your awake in someone
elses dream? ♥

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natalieeeroseee
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July 7, 2012 12:33am UTC

click to see this quote

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Emmylovesyou
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Wondering why...
Jenna Marbles doesn't have her own reality T.V show yet.

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Kamily_96
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Brother: Did you know that ’sugar’ is the only word in the English language where the ’su’ makes the ’sh’ sound?
Me: Really?
Brother: Yeah, I’m sure.
nmq

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Hahalmao
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July 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Hakuna Matata = Disney's way of saying YOLO.

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