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1. petethedinsaur
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   I APOLOGIZED TO HIM...
   but he doesn't understand
   I've lost 6 pounds in two weeks..
   and thats not by excersise
   I know he'll freak out if I tell him
   I dont want him to worry..
   so I told him that im sorry... but he doesnt know why...
   
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2. petethedinsaur
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   October 16, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   When people make fun of you, and start a group chat and mock you... all because of your religion... that hurts.. alot....
   
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3. petethedinsaur
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   October 16, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   You better- lose yourself in the music, the moment you own it you better never let it go
   (go)
   You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
   This opportunity come one in a lifetime
   You better...
   Lose Yourself-Eminem
   
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4. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:47am UTC
   Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch it moving. Just me?
   
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5. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:45am UTC
   I hate you so much that sometimes I watch CSI
   just to get pointers on how to kill you without
   actually getting caught.
   
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6. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:39am UTC
   A FRIEND WITH WEED
   IS A FRIEND INDEED
   BUT A FRIEND WHO SHARES
   IS A FRIEND WHO CARES
   
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7. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:36am UTC
   Teacher: Why do I hear people talking?
   Smart@ss student: Because you have ears?!?
   
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8. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:33am UTC
   That James Bond moment when
   you wake up 1 min before your alarm &
   you disable it before it goes off.
   
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9. petethedinsaur
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   July 7, 2012 11:31am UTC
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10. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:27am UTC
    Yelling "stay" at an inanimate object that keeps falling over as if it's going to listen to you.
    
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11. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:23am UTC
    No matter how old I am, if I see an open swing, I run for it.
    
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12. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:21am UTC
    I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
    
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13. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Trying not to act suspicious when passing by a police officer even though you're completely innocent.
    
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14. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:04am UTC
    WHAT IF APRIL 1ST IS JUST A PRANK
    AND ITS REALLY MARCH 32?
    MINDF/CKED
    
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15. petethedinsaur
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    July 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    What if the purpose of life,
    is to give life a purpose? O.o
    Mind=Blown
    
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16. petethedinsaur
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    April 30, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Life is like a hot bath;
    the more you stay in,
    the more wrinkles you get
    Thought by Christian; my best friend love u <3
    
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17. petethedinsaur
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    April 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    This is really funny I promise just keep reading
    I'm in orchestra sitting next to my friend and my teacher is talking about trumpet players and how we call them trumpeters.
    So my friend leans over to me and says " if a trumpet player is a trumpeter than what about a trombone would they be .......TRUMBONERS!!"
    Omg God bless her soul that wass wayy to funny we were dieing TRUMBONERS!!! she didn't even really realize what she said until after she said it........XD
    fav if you get it :)
    no offense to trombone players on anything...................
    
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18. petethedinsaur
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    April 25, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    My language arts class:
    Me: heyy Jacob what time is it
    Jacob: time for you to go get a sundial
    Me: ......
    Jacob : I guess a watch works too
    Me: I'll go ask someone else
    ohhh Jacob...........
    
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19. petethedinsaur
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    March 26, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, make some orange juice and leave the whole world wondering.
    
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20. petethedinsaur
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    March 26, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    DON'T HIT KIDS. No seriously, they have guns now
    
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