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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    WHEN YOU'RE
    WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  2. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
    No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    Hush little baby,
    don't you cry.
    Don't cut your arms,
    don't say goodbye.
    Put down that razor,
    put down that light.
    It may be hard,
    but you'll win this fight.

  4. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    that awkward moment when some sends you a video snapchat,
    and you couldnt hear what they said so you're like...
    yeah...ha...ha......

  5. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Other girls:
    Guys who like me:
    -ugly guys
    -as*holes
    -dating my friend
    -weird guys
    Me:
    Guys who like me:
    -wait am I missing something here

  6. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    hot person: hey cutie
    me: is this some kind of sick joke

  7. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    I talk about wanting a boyfriend but I
    don't even know what I'd do with one
    like what do you do just kiss him and
    then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

  8. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:51am UTC
    THERES ALWAYS
    A LITTLE TRUTH
    BEHIND EVERY
    "JUST KIDDING"
    A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE
    BEHIND EVERY
    "I DON'T KNOW"
    A LITTLE EMOTION
    BEHIND EVERY
    "I DON'T CARE"
    AND A LITTLE PAIN
    BEHIND EVERY
    "IT'S OK"

  9. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Just imagine:
    You're walking down the street and run into a homeless man. Instead of asking for food or money, he simply says "May I please have your soul?". Thinking the man is crazy, you kindly say yes. He places his hand on your chest for a few seconds, smiles, then walks away without another word. Its now over a month later, your fiance left you, your parents stopped calling, you lost your job and your dog ran away. In a matter of weeks you'll be kicked out of your apartment and then be on the street. Realizing this all happened after the old him "took your soul", you run back to where you met him last. He's sitting there on the street corner, watching the cars ride by. Running up to him you begin to shout "SIR, SIR, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL, PLEASE". You're now in front of him on your knees, begging for your soul. The man simply wiggles his finger at you, shakes his head and holds out his hand. In his palm is two quarters, a dime and two pennies. Sixty-two cents. You realize what has happened. Your soul is now in possession of the flying dutchman.

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    If my future kids say swag they're wearing turtle necks and light up Sketchers until their 21st birthday.

  11. *DanceTillTheWorldEnds** *DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Friend: i h8 when ppl abb. 4 stuffs & uze badder gramer its reelly annoyin
    Me: It is quite annoying to me as well
    Friend: ...
    Friend: u forgots the dottie thingy @ the end


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    Three things
    cannot be long hidden:
    the sun,
    the moon,
    and the truth.
    -BUDDHA

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    everything sounds better in acoustic.
    #fact

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  16. Derek_McEpic Derek_McEpic
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    You know what? I have enough guitars...........said no guitar player EVER

  17. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends
    NMF
    ©p0kemon©

  18. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    I never know what to do when someone's crying.
    I can either hug the person, which might invade his/her personal space,
    or I can sit there and do nothing, and basically be a bad friend.
    I JUST CAN'T WIN


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Atlswsmmfandmore Atlswsmmfandmore
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:50am UTC
    "The closest friends are the ones you would take a bullet for, but they're the ones you constantly feel you could put a blullet in"
    - Alex Gaskarth
    All Time Low

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