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secretly_crazy613

1. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2010 6:27pm UTC
   I AM A NINJA . . .
   no you're not.
   did you see me do that?
   do what???
   ...exactly :)
   
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2. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2010 6:10pm UTC
   Nobody is perfect.
   I am a nobody.
   Therefore, I am perfect <3
   
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3. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2010 5:51pm UTC
   PAPER CUTS:
   so small, but so evil.
   
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4. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2010 9:34pm UTC
   Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things,
   and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools.
   So far, I think nature is winning :))
   
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5. secretly_crazy613
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   April 21, 2010 9:14pm UTC
   I didn't say it was your fault, I said... I was blaming you :)
   
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6. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2010 9:02pm UTC
   Without <ME>, it's just (AWESO)
   
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7. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2010 8:53pm UTC
   ~Support~ your local
   Search and Rescue Unit &&
   GET >>>
   (LOST)!!!
   
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8. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2010 10:42pm UTC
   Answering Machine: "Hi! I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
   
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9. secretly_crazy613
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2010 10:24pm UTC
   If each day is a GIFT, I'd like to know
   where to return Mondays.
   * found it online somewhere, thought it was funny :)
   
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10. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    An apple a day keeps ((anyone)) away...
    if you <throw> it hard enough ;)
    
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11. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    Teacher: "oooo get your stuff out of the isle! You are such a fire hazzard!"
    guy: yeah, because im so HOT!
    ** (teacher doesn't hear the guy's response) the class starts to laugh **
    Teacher: No this isn't funny. Just look at him. He is a fire hazzard, and fire hazzards can be very dangerous.
    ** class continues to laugh uncontrollably **
    OMG! This was an actual conversation in class with my teacher who is such a safety geek! Me and my friends still laugh about it all the time!!
    
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12. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 7:32pm UTC
    Ohhhh Noooooooo,
    I didn't do it on PURPOSE, _ _ _ _
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I
    I
    I _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _
    I
    I
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _I
    I
    I_ _> i just...
    didn't do it by accident! :P
    
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13. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 7:12pm UTC
    Sometimes i wish
    i could see what happens
    when im not in school.
    Who would notice i wasn't there?
    and more importantly...
    **would HE miss me???**
    
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14. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    you don't have to be my friend,
    is it too much to ask:
    Don't Laugh At ME
    just venting. this song explains everything perfectly
    
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15. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    The only way on earth to multiply happines...
    >> is to divide it.
    PAUL SCHERER
    ***GO OUT AND SPREAD THE HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!***
    
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16. secretly_crazy613
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    Did you ever notice how excited i get when you walk into class and sit only two seats away?
    well i guess not
    ---------->because you only sit there to be closer to her
    
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