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  1. queen* queen*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    cry me a river,
    build a bridge, and get over him
    then burn the bridge
    and walk away
    but don't turn back to see if he cares or not
    because if he really cared
    he wouldn't have made you cry a river

    all mine no jocking

  2. BecauseIcan3 BecauseIcan3
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    ^
    This quote....
    Is a Landshark.

  3. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Periods. Of all things, why blood?
    Why can't it be like... fairy dust or something?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  5. iliketoreadthesethings iliketoreadthesethings
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:31am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Wouldn't life be perfect
    If sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk Food didn't make you fat,
    Girls didn't cause so much drama,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    & Goodbyes only meant until Tomorrow.

  6. HesaidShesaid HesaidShesaid
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    "Aww,what a cute dog"
    *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK
    "Well f*ck you too you ugly piece of sh*t"
    //

  7. letssfallinnlovee letssfallinnlovee
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Shoutout to my Boyfriend who is
    in the hospital with a case of
    non-existance

  8. KenzieKenz KenzieKenz
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and
    like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things
    such as the fact he's proud to have me as a best friend. One that
    I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat
    the crap out of them for me. A boy bestfriend who will drive
    me around like he's my big brother, and kiss me on the forehead
    or cheek when he knows I'm upset. One who becomes friends with
    my boyfriend one who calls me up to see what I'm doing. I want a boy
    bestfriend who will tell me when I'm wrong, and force me into fixing
    fixing things and apologizing because he knows that it will make
    things better for me. I just want a perfect boy bestfriend,
    who will love me and protect me from all the other boys. ♥

  9. MusicGurl1995 MusicGurl1995
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    It's hard ;
    When someone special ignores you.
    It's harder ;
    prending that you just don't care.

  10. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:29am UTC
    T'h e Best Kinds Of Laughter:
    1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silet
    2) Feeling a 6 pack coming...
    3) Tears coming out of your eyes
    4) Stomach killing you but you can't stop laughing

  11. k0kiri k0kiri
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    2 ∞ & ↑

  12. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    "Be that strong girl that everyone knew would make it through the worst, be that fearless girl, that one who would dare to do anything, be that independent girl who didn't need a man; be that girl who never backed down."
    -Taylor Swift

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
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  14. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    The prettiest Smiles...
    Have experienced the most pain.
    And The nicest people,
    Know how it feels to be
    Hurt.
    nmf

  15. laxlover613 laxlover613
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    "I stayed with him for the many things he did right, not leave him for the one thing he did wrong"
    -the vow♥
    Risa7373 format.

  16. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    A smile can hide so much ,
    Fear; pain; sadness; tears;
    But yet again it can reflect one thing,
    Strength. ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:16pm UTC
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  19. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    They say we don't belong together.
    But they also said the world was flat.

  20. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

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