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Words can't define me.

sarajane335
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 11:41am UTC

Cramps?
More like tiny ninjas trying to kill me from the inside...

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sarajane335
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 10:08pm UTC

Are you bilingual?
Yes, Im fluent in b*tch and sarcasm. I also dabble in English.

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sarajane335
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 11:40pm UTC

I own;
Hair:
[x] straightener
[x] curling iron
[ ] mousse
[ x] hair spray
[ x] gel
[x] other sprays
[ x] bobby pins
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer (or a fan)
[x] mirror
[ ] you have dyed your hair
[x] you have or had highlights
Eyes:
[x] black eyeliner
[] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[ x] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[ ] colored contacts
[x] sunglasses
[x] eye makeup remover
[x] olive oil
Lips/Teeth:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink gloss
[x] lip stick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[x] electric toothbrush
[ ] teeth whitener
[ x] lip liner
[x ] more than 15 lip glosses
[x] toothpaste
Complexion/Overall face:
[x] blush
[x]moisturizer
[x] face wash
[] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x ] face wipes
[x] powder
[x] cover up
Nails:
[x] nail polish
[x] filer
[x] nail clipper
[ ] nail buffer
[x] cuticle remover
[] nail hardener
[x ] nail brush
[x] Fake nails
[ x] nail scissors
Now multiply your overall total by 2
Then, repost as I am 78% obsessed with my looks.

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sarajane335
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 11:35pm UTC

There are NO Bananas in the Sky in the Sky
There are NO Bananas in the Sky in the Sky
Theres a Sun and a Moon and a Coconut Cream Pie
But there are NO Bananas in the Sky in the Sky

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sarajane335
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 1:43pm UTC

Zack and Cody graduated, Miley revealed her secret, Lizzie McGuire is pregnant, Harry Potter is done...
Thats it, my childhood is over! :o

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sarajane335
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:17pm UTC

That guy in the background who
always screams
"MY LEG!"

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sarajane335
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:06pm UTC

I know you.
Your a teenage girl in middle school or high school. You really wish you were little again. You love the rain and having deep conversations with your best friends. You have a crush on a guy. You think you might love him. You like Taylor Swift and have multiple songs that describe your life. You wished that you looked like another girl, but you have no idea how beautiful you actually are. Right now your legs are crossed with your computer on your lap, left hand on your cheek, hair band on your wrist. You go on Facebook, but Witty is your home. Youre looking at this right now and nodding, but all you have on your mind is
Him <3
I know you.

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