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bye*
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April 2, 2013 4:44pm UTC

10/10 doctors recommend making out with me

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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Dear Youtube, I can deal with Ads.
I can even deal with buffering, but when Ads buffer, I suffer.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 24, 2013 2:34pm UTC

I won't cry for you,
my mascara is too expensive.

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bye*
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January 18, 2013 6:16pm UTC

some songs just wake up my inner stripper

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ChocoTaco
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January 23, 2013 11:17am UTC

It's 2013
Why does food still have calories?

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FallenAngel*
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January 23, 2013 12:10pm UTC

So if never is short for 'not ever'
And blush is short for 'blood rush'
Does that mean studying is short for 'student dying'

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sammy*
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January 18, 2013 11:06pm UTC

someone seriously date me this isn't funny anymore.

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yourcool
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January 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i wonder if earth makes fun of
other planets for having no life.

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yourcool
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January 20, 2013 3:25pm UTC

i swear if my memory was any worse,
i could plan my own surprise party.

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randi*
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January 2, 2013 1:24pm UTC

If you ever need to make an essay longer:
CTRL + F and search for "."
Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They
are the exact same size but it causes the paper to be
significantly longer.
you're welcome.

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jimmy365
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January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Did you know that by
spelling the english word
SOCKS outloud, you are
also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
which means:
“it is what is is”.

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roseth0rn
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January 6, 2013 12:09pm UTC

I can't sleep,
but I sure can dream.

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AlexisCoral
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January 6, 2013 3:37am UTC

Anyone remember
The good old days before Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, when you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go round all your friends houses to show them a picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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January 5, 2013 11:13pm UTC

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 94,239 times, you are a weatherman.

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BlackButterflies
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January 6, 2013 4:37am UTC

"TEN LETTERS"
IS TEN LETTERS,
AND THIS IS TEN WORDS.

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sammy*
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January 6, 2013 3:11pm UTC

My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend,
and then not doing anything when it comes.

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animalove01
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January 5, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Remember that episode of
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
when Zack finds out that
Mr. Moesby is Jango Darkblade,
and Zack is Moltak Firewind?
Crazy days.
Crazy.
Days.

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Eli22b
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January 5, 2013 9:58pm UTC

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
not my joke just though it was hilarious

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WeAreTheBoys
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December 13, 2012 6:32pm UTC

The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backwards it's even more stupid.

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greysonchick
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December 23, 2012 2:01pm UTC

If Ed Sheeran worked at a bakery... would that make him the ginger bread man?

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