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  1. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    looking for something
    and you tell your mom you cant find it... she leaves the room and comes back "i found it" -.-

  2. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Every time I see your name, my heart sinks;;Every time my cell goes off, I hope it's you;;Every time I hear my name, I pray it's you saying it.. <3

  3. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    I don't care how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny

  4. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    Those who gossip with you.. will gossip about you.. Remember That.

  5. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    get home to discover that your family isn't there and you automatically think the worst possible things.

  6. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Just found out that the guy that i like, likes another girl
    heart = broken

  7. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    He just told me i should marry him on Facebook... that just made my night <3

  8. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    Girl: Promise me you won't love any other girl than me.
    Boy: I can't.
    Girl: So, there's someone else? hmp.
    Boy: Yes. And she looks exactly like you but younger. And she will call you "mommy!" :D

  9. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    who needs 11:11 when you have everything you need <3

  10. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    JUSTIN BIEBER 4 LIFE

  11. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I will be your Sally, if you be my Jack <3

  12. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    sooo my step moms daughter died in a house fire along with her boyfriend and they're 3 year old daughter :'(

  13. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    and who else sings in the shower??

  14. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:16am UTC
    I love you this big <3 <3

  15. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    for all you guys out in the world who think you can do better stuff than us girls, just because you are a "guy" you better watch your back. just because I'm a girl doesn't mean i cant beat you at rugby or any other sport or anything else in this world that you think you are better at :)

  16. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    If I had a flower for every time you made me smile I would have an endless garden <3

  17. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

  18. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Everybody dies, but not everybody lives.

  19. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    What to do on a Friday night?

  20. sammy666 sammy666
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Don't get madd... Get even

:)

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