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sammi42

1. sammi42
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2011 12:16am UTC
   TIP to reduce weight:
   turn your head to the left and then to the right
   repeat this excercise when someone offers you something to eat:)
   
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2. sammi42
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2011 12:12am UTC
   rearrange these words 1) pneis 2) htielr 3) nggeri 4) buttsxe
   Did u get spine lither ginger and subtext?
   fave if u thought of the other words;)
   
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3. sammi42
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2011 12:04am UTC
   girls can ruin a guys life :)
   example remove all vowels from the word FEMALE
   
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4. sammi42
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2011 12:00am UTC
   oh you're straight?
   so is spaghetti until it gets hot
   
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5. sammi42
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 11:56pm UTC
   When girls want a kiss:
   they stare into your eyes biting their lip for you to make the first move
   When guys want a kiss:
   they hold your hand and play with it they stare into your eyes and move in
   When most people want a kiss:
   they sob uncontrollably from a distance because they have the feeling noone will ever love them
   
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6. sammi42
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 11:51pm UTC
   Let's eat grandpa
   Let's eat, grandpa
   correct punctuation can save a person's life:)
   
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7. sammi42
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 11:47pm UTC
   PICK UP LINE GONE WRONG
   BOY: did it hurt?
   girl: what?
   boy: when you fell from heaven?
   girl: awwwww:)
   boy: cause your face is f***** up
   girl: -_-
   
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8. sammi42
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 11:43pm UTC
   FACEBOOK is like a jail...
   you sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you dont really know.
   
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9. sammi42
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   Saying "we can still be friends" is like
   your mom telling you that
   "your dog died but you can still keep it"
   
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10. sammi42
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    "dammit im mad
    is still
    dammit im mad
    spelled backwards"
    
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