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Emo_Bunnie_x3
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC

░░░░
I'll Be Your
Girl On Fire.
If You'll Be My
Boy With The Bread..♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SydZeSquid
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Disney
One of the few places
where people can
randomly break out in song
and not get called crazy

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Ciarax
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

F i n d A G u y W h o W i l l R u i n Y o u r
L i p s t i c k
N o t Y o u r
M a s c a r a

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RachelWils0n
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:53pm UTC

When Guys Bite Their Lip
In that sexual way
It's like UGH, let's make babies...
like right now please & thank you.

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maxxvolume13
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC

I mustache you a question.
Can't you shave it for later?
No, but I'll make it furry quick.
Well, come hair and tell me.
...we're never speaking about this again.
An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

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angiecee22
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC

I Have CDO,
Its Like OCD.
But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
Just Like It Should Be.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 12:58pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Stop saying you're sexy.
The only thing you turn on is the microwave.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC

You had me at "Hello"
and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:35pm UTC

I have a D in English
But, an A in Spanish.
How does that work?

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emilyandthatsall
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 11:17am UTC

To do list:
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
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Change name to simon, speak in third person.
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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
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Become a teacher, and make a test where all the answers are "C". Sit back, and enjoy.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

☠☠
Clse your eyes,
*1 New Message*Runs for phone , jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom out of the way, grabs phone...
"K"  
┌∩┐(¬‿¬)┌∩┐
format by neversaynever16
follow for a follow :)

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