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safyreasthesea

1. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 1:21pm UTC
   one day you're going to wake up and realize how much you care about me,
   and when that day comes, I'll be waking up with the guy that already knew
   
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2. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2013 12:38pm UTC
   Somebody insulted me on instragram and said I was lazy.
   I almost responded.
   
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3. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 12:44pm UTC
   Life's like an elevator;
   it has its ups and downs,
   but most of them are filled with people
   who like to push your buttons
   
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4. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Either write something worth reading
   or do something worth writing
   
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5. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 12:40pm UTC
   Life is good, Life is great
   Always love and never hate
   Break the rules, stand apart,
   Ignore your head and follow
   your heart
   
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6. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 2:57pm UTC
   I am not forever alone:
   I am simply forever
   AVAILABLE
   :P
   
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7. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
   Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out
   
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8. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 3:30pm UTC
   You were born an
   ORIGINAL
   so don't die a
   COPY
   
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9. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   You, sir, are going on my to-do list
   
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10. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Cat: Satan?! You dare show your face here again!?
    Satan: I mock thee, Cat
    Cat: I will make you perish this time!
    Cat: HOLD...
    Cat: STILL...
    Cat: DEMON!
    Me: *continues to move laser pointer frantically*
    
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11. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Justin and Selena broke up?!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
    
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12. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    I do not know when that UFO came and dumped all of these stupid people here, but apparently they aren't coming back to get them.
    
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13. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Crying again?
    Oh, come on, Princess;
    Your tiara's falling
    
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14. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    To all of the JB haters,
    I owe my life to Justin. I was in a coma for six months, and my nurse one day turned on the radio to a Justin Bieber song. I got up and turned it off.
    Thank you, Justin.
    
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15. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    People who shove past you to get ahead
    are much easier to stab in the back
    :)
    
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16. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    Just when the caterpillar
    thought the world was over,
    it turned into a butterfly.
    
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17. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Smile.
    It irritates those who wish to destroy you.
    
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18. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Life is like photography;
    We develop from the negative
    
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19. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    If "Plan A" didn't work,
    there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
    Chill.
    
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20. safyreasthesea
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    B+
    Not my blood group
    Not my grade
    It's my favorite quote
    BE POSTIVE
    
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