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ryandempseyshot23

1. ryandempseyshot23
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2011 1:57pm UTC
   Everyday, I go to school in a simple bun ... but yesterday i felt like straightening my hair, and BAM all the hot guys say hi to me.
   ♥
   
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2. ryandempseyshot23
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   September 4, 2011 11:37am UTC
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   i've always wondered if you like
   me back.. ♥
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3. ryandempseyshot23
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 9:46am UTC
   "Whooooa he's HOT.
   *he turns around*
   "Ew nevermind..." ♥
   
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4. ryandempseyshot23
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 2:28pm UTC
   Spongebob: "PATRICK! Your genius is showing!"
   Patrick: "WHERE?"
   ♥
   Fa
   
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5. ryandempseyshot23
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   August 30, 2011 5:40pm UTC
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6. ryandempseyshot23
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   August 30, 2011 2:50pm UTC
   I'm overboard
   and I
   need your love
   pull me up,
   I cant swim on my own
   it's too much
   feels like I'm drowning without your love .. ♥
   
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7. ryandempseyshot23
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   August 30, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   Dude, I wasn't THAT drunk.
   "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried, DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
   ♥
   
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8. ryandempseyshot23
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 2:17pm UTC
   Dear movie theaters,
   Why do you rate movies rated "R" for "adult language?" We hear worse language in school.
   Sincerely, smart teens. ♥
   
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9. ryandempseyshot23
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 2:13pm UTC
   School
   A place where everyone secretly hates each other including students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
   Oh how I love urban dictionary. ♥
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10. ryandempseyshot23
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    A punch in the boob is like a kick in the balls.. if you thought it was funny to punch me in the boob, it's gonna be HILARIOUS when I kick you in the balls.
    Sincerly, girls. ♥
    
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11. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC
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12. ryandempseyshot23
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    love me.
    hate me.
    just dont lable me.
    ..
    <3
    
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13. ryandempseyshot23
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    Carly: I'd rather be alone
    and crotchety.
    Sam: Crotchety... it's funny
    because it sounds wrong...
    Fav if you get it.
    Oh O
    
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14. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 29, 2011 2:17pm UTC
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15. ryandempseyshot23
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Funny fact #6:
    Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
    LOL I'll be smelling bananas more often.
    
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16. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 29, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Funny fact #5:
    The most children born to one woman was 69, she was a peasant who lived a 40 year life, in which she had 16 twins, 7 triplets, and 4 quadruplets.
    COIENCIDENCE MUCH ?!
    
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17. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Funny fact #4:
    There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
    
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18. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 28, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    Funny fact #3:
    Women have better sense of smell then men.
    
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19. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 28, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Funny fact #2:
    More then ten people a YEAR, get killed by vending machines.
    MIND BLOWN.
    
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20. ryandempseyshot23
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    August 28, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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