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rsalerno957
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June 16, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Money can't buy happiness........
but it can buy bacon which is just as good.

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June 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC

SUMMER 2012 BUCKET LIST
1. Get a nice tan
2. Sneek out with friends
3. Party all night
4. Make a 2012 playlist
5. Drive around listening to throwback music with friends
6. Spend the whole day barefoot
7. Lose 30lbs
8. Pick an official 2012 summer song
9. Star gaze with crush
10. atch the sun set and rise
11. Go to a concert
12. Go on a date
13. Ding dong ditch with friends
14. Go on random midnightwalks with friends
15. Sleep on a trampoline
16. Have the best water balloon fight
17. Get a boyfriend
18. Play paintball
19. Kiss someone in the rain
20. Food fight
21. Swim in a stream
22. Jump of a bridge
23. Draw with chalk the entire driveway
24. Walk around town telling people they're beautiful
25. Remind people that you love them
26. Get revenge on someone
27. Get a job
28. Go to a place i've never been
29. Dance in the rain with friends
30. watch scary movies all night with friends
31. Buy a pet fish and name it swimmy
32. Eat a hot pepper
33. Play apple ball
34. Pretend to be someone from a foriegn country for a day
35. Get lost in an airport
36. Send a message in a bottle
37. makeout with someone with poprocks in my mouth
38. Climb the highest tree i can find
39. Skinny dipping
40. Get abbs
41. Be zit free
42. Not sleep in past 9:00am
43. Manhunt
44. Cops and Robbers
45. Get a tatoo
46. Give someone a haircut
47. Learn to play the guitar
48. Tell him how i feel
49. Run 10 miles
50. LIVE LIKE LARRY

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rsalerno957
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June 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC

don't push for a relationship. it ends up bad, i would know. :(

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rsalerno957
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April 24, 2012 7:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone says awkward, but its not.

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rsalerno957
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November 23, 2011 8:47pm UTC

I'd rather have bad times with you than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm than safe and warm by myself. I'd rather have hard times together than to have it easy apart. Remember i'd always love you baby you are the one who holds my heart.

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November 8, 2011 2:59pm UTC

life it may be hard at times but its the hard parts that make us stronger , the million times we fall just to stand up stronger. dont regret the mistakes you make its those mistakes that help us realize who we are and what is right and wrong.

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rsalerno957
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October 24, 2011 7:45pm UTC

that moment when you finished shaving your legs and you get out of the shower and realize you missed a spot.

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rsalerno957
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October 6, 2011 8:08pm UTC

i hate it when your parents yell at you for staying out to late, having a boyfriend, going to parties and drinking i mean come on its not like they never did the crazy sh*t we do.

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rsalerno957
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September 24, 2011 10:09am UTC

i want ot hide in someone closet dressed up like a lion and when they open it yell 'WELCOME TO NARNIA!'

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September 20, 2011 6:16pm UTC

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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rsalerno957
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September 18, 2011 9:25pm UTC

im not afraid of heights, swimming or love, just falling, drowning and rejection.

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rsalerno957
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September 7, 2011 8:52pm UTC

Giving up is not an option always believe you can succeed.

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rsalerno957
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September 6, 2011 5:41pm UTC

R.I.P my gold fish Carlos j. r. you were my favorite fish.

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rsalerno957
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September 6, 2011 3:45pm UTC

always remember your beautiful and don't let anyone ever tell you different.

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