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rsal3nzi

1. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2014 3:42am UTC
   Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.
   
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2. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:32am UTC
   CUTE BOYS FOR SALE
   -$5 EACH-
   -PERFECT BOYS WITH TRAITS OF YOUR CHOICE-
   -WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER-
   -NO MATTER WHAT-
   -WILL MARRY YOU EVENTUALLY-
   
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3. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:31am UTC
   It's amazing
   how easily you can fall in love
   You can meet this person
   and know absolutely nothing
   about them
   And then there's this one night
   that the two of you don't sleep
   you laugh and talk
   about anything and everything
   all night long
   not getting even a minute of sleep
   It'll be the next day
   and suddenly
   you know so much about this person
   Now you might know more
   about this person
   than you know about
   some of your closest friends
   One night
   that is all it takes
   to fall hopelessly
   in love
   s.b
   
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4. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:30am UTC
   I miss when I was young
   when I used to feel
   all sorts of emotions
   happy, excited, overjoyed
   Now it's all
   anger and sadness
   that's all there is
   that's all there ever is
   The anger and sadness
   was always there
   but I was too naive
   to ever notice
   
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5. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:29am UTC
   They're just girls, breaking hearts, eyes bright, uptight, just girls.
   
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6. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:28am UTC
   The best gift you could ever give me:
   - a hoodie of yours
   - a plane ticket to your house so I can hug your face
   - a picture of you so I can pretend you're next to me
   - something that smells like you
   - you know what
   - just put yourself in a box
   - I'd like that the best
   - thanks
   
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7. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2014 4:27am UTC
   When the world turns ugly,
   I just turn and look at you, baby.
   
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8. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 6:57pm UTC
   I s a i d m a y b e ,
   y o u ' r e g o n n a b e t h e o n e t h a t s a v e s m e♥
   
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9. rsal3nzi
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   Running like a ninja
   When your laptop shows 10% battery..
   
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10. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    You're cute when you're mad..
    k
    Yeah. Well, I'm about to get really adorable!!!
    
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11. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Ke$ha:BLOW.
    Bruno Mars: GRENADE.
    Katy Perry: FIREWORK.
    Britney Spears: Till the world ends.
    WOW,are they plotting something?
    
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12. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Im drawing a blue
    Square in my backyard so that google earth thinks I have a pool..
    
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13. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    I FEEL SO STUPID FOR LIKING YOU
    
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14. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    i feel so dumb
    THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
    when i know you're not
    THINKING ABOUT ME AT ALL
    
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15. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Haters
    1.People who secretely wish to be you
    
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16. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    BELIEVE IN
    YOURSELF
    
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17. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    ♥I'm a barbie girl
    in the barbie world
    life in plastic
    it's fantastic ♥
    Admit it,you read this with stupid girly voice.
    
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18. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    When I was little ,
    I used to draw the sun in the corner of the page ♥
    
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19. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    you look like something i ' d d raw
    wi th m y left hand.
    
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20. rsal3nzi
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I
    HAVE FRIENDS
    I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO
    go BE WITH THEM
    
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