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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kiss_my_scars
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April 17, 2014 2:51pm UTC

I really like when guys roll up there sleeves. Is that weird?

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ajxo*
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April 17, 2014 3:32pm UTC

But I'm only human
And I bleed when I fall down
I'm only human
And I crash and I break down
Your words in my head, knives in my heart
You build me up and then I fall apart
'Cause I'm only human

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KayleighJean
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April 17, 2014 3:25pm UTC

Come here boy,
I wanna dance

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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April 17, 2014 5:14pm UTC

Minutes passed.
Then hours, then days.
Weeks, months, years,
and I'm still
in love with you.

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KayleighJean
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April 17, 2014 3:15pm UTC

I think the main reason my past relationship didn't work out
was because he ate his pizza with a fork and a knife.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
“no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
has clearly never visited my house.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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April 17, 2014 2:00pm UTC

Do you ever feel like you're waiting for someone
not a girlfriend/boyfriend
just someone who makes an effort to get to know you
and make you open up
someone who makes you feel like its going to be okay
who can make you laugh until your stomach hurts
someone who just GETS you?

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happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:23pm UTC

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:19pm UTC

friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
me:oh god
me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

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happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:21pm UTC

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

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happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC

The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

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Amenah
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April 5, 2014 12:16am UTC

when you see one of your quotes on top quotes and you're like
that should not be a top quote
why is that a top quote
wait like people actually read it
wait like so
oh that's embarrassing
oh god

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capsized*
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April 4, 2014 2:02pm UTC

i learned that
LOVE IS DEAD...
people just get f×cked instead.

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seafoam*
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April 5, 2014 1:01am UTC

The best day of your life is the one in which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours, it is an amazing journey and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins.

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