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roetrouten

1. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   Brother-"Dad, that guy freaks me out!"
   Dad-"Ya, he's a couple fries short of a happy meal"
   Yup that's a family conversation for ya!!!!!!!!
   
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2. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 11:32am UTC
   "You need to find a new girlfriend Austin...or your life will be empty."
   -said by my little sister to our brother
   
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3. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   Stick with me like jelly on toast
   lean on me like a lader to the wall
   belive in me like little kids belive in santa
   need me like a basketball player needs his ball
   and love me like i love Fanta
   
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4. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
   
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5. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   ˙ǝʌıl oʇ ʍoɥ pǝuɹɐǝl ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
   'ɹǝuuɐɯ ssǝlǝsn ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ɐ uı
   uoouɹǝʇɟɐ ssǝlǝsn ʎlʇɔǝɟɹǝd ɐ puǝds uɐɔ noʎ ɟI
   
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6. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   No one ecpects what the future holds......so when you wish for something,
   and it does not happen
   dont get doubtful....
   it only means God something better planned
   
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7. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 10:19am UTC
   If you ever leave me baby......
   LEAVE SOME MORPHINE AT MY DOOR........................It will take a whole lotta medication to realize what we used to have, we dont have it anymore...............
   There's no religion that could save me No matter how long my knees are on the floor, oh So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm making To keep you by my side And keep you from walking out the door.
   Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies if I lose you, baby Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same... if you walk away Everyday, it will rain, rain, rain
   I'll never be your mother's favorite Your daddy can't even look me in the eye Oooh if I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the same thing Saying there goes my little girl walking with that troublesome guy
   But they're just afraid of something they can't understand Oooh well little darling watch me change their minds Yeah for you I'll try, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding If that'll make it right
   Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies if I lose you, baby Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same if you walk away Everyday, it will rain, rain, rain
   Ooooh Don't just say goodbye, don't just say, goodbye I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding If that'll make it right
   Cause there'll be no sunlight if I lose you, baby There'll be no clear skies if I lose you, baby Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same if you walk away Everyday, it will rain, rain, rain, rain...ooooooooooooooooohhhhhoooooooooooohhhhhhhh
   
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8. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 9:59am UTC
   Never let you enimies knock you down
   They only are there to make you stronger
   <3 <3 <3
   
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9. roetrouten
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   you can get with this or you can get with that
   
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10. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    I never want to grow up and say
    "I love my body...ten years ago"
    
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11. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    What ever happened
    to the days were guys would bend over backwards
    just to make you happy
    
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12. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Yea.
    there's nothing better then singing at the top of your lungs thinking your alone when all of a sudden you hear laughing in the other room.
    lxfkjlj
    
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13. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    NO TRESPASSING
    VIOLATORS WILL BE
    SHOT.
    SURVIVORS WILL BE
    SHOT AGAIN.
    
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14. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    Is it just me?????
    Or do we live in a society
    where pizza gets to your house
    FASTER THEN THE POLICE
    
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15. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed
    looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
    
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16. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    breaking up is the easy part
    Picking up the broken pieces of your heart
    and putting them back together
    is whats hard
    
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17. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Because!!!!!!!
    My brain tells me to be silly :P
    
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18. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Biggest lie in America
    "I'll start my diet tomorrow" *reaches for another cookie*
    
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19. roetrouten
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Relationships
    are like fat people
    Most of them dont workout
    
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