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rlutz21
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July 28, 2011 6:56pm UTC

*sandy takes off her suit, revealing her purple undergarments.*
Patrick;
"sandy's a girl?"

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rlutz21
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July 28, 2011 11:44am UTC

Please follow me;
and i'll follow you.

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rlutz21
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July 28, 2011 11:39am UTC

shake it like a polaroid picture. (:

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rlutz21
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July 26, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Pardon my french,
but get this thing off me!!
-- Patrick Star.(:

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rlutz21
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July 26, 2011 12:33pm UTC

B l a k e .
hottest. guy. name. ever.

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rlutz21
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July 25, 2011 7:36pm UTC

the bachelorette.
♥

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rlutz21
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July 25, 2011 7:24pm UTC

according to a recent study, 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts.
coincidentally;;
90% of men in pink t-shirts
don't like women.

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rlutz21
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July 24, 2011 5:54pm UTC

real eyes realize real lies.

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rlutz21
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July 24, 2011 1:20pm UTC

is there something in your eye?
oh wait;;
its just a sparkle. ♥

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rlutz21
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July 17, 2011 3:01pm UTC

you'll always remember your first crush.
mine was orange.

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rlutz21
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 8:39pm UTC

yo momma so stupid,
she plays "i got your nose!" with Voldemort.

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rlutz21
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July 14, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Love is evol
spell it backwards, i'll show ya..
spell it backwards i'll show ya..

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rlutz21
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July 11, 2011 10:35am UTC

i just got two new labradors and named them "Crystal" and "Meth"
so now i can tell people i have
crystal meth labs
in my backyard.(:

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rlutz21
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July 11, 2011 10:29am UTC

So a lion and a cheetah are racing, and the cheetah wins.
The lion goes;;“Man, you cheetah.”
The cheetah says;;“nah man, you lion.”

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rlutz21
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July 10, 2011 5:06pm UTC

Fun fact!!
it is impossible write the number 6 while spinning your foot clockwise.
heres another one: you just tried to do it.

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rlutz21
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 7:37pm UTC

that awkward moment
when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping;;
and when your near the cashier,
THEY'RE NOT EVEN BACK.

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rlutz21
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July 7, 2011 7:28pm UTC

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rlutz21
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July 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC

everyday I'm shufflin'.
except on f r iday. gotta get down on f r iday.

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rlutz21
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July 6, 2011 1:47pm UTC

i've got them
moves like jagger.

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rlutz21
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July 5, 2011 10:14pm UTC

a friend is like a book.
the inside is better than the cover.
-- Wiz Khalifa.<3

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