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yourcool
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October 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC

my senior class keeps inviting me to senior events;
and i'm just sitting here, thinking "stop inviting me. i'm not going. i hate most of you. why would i voluntarily spend time with you people?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bryangoestomars
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July 9, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Need new friends here! Talk to me if u want to c:

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natalieeeroseee
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July 7, 2012 12:33am UTC

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 5, 2012 7:24pm UTC

"I'd try to impress a girl by playing the theme
From Barney the Dinosaur film on my guitar."
-Niall Horan

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 5, 2012 3:10pm UTC

"What do your parents always tell you
Before you leave for tour?"
Liam: My daddy tells me to
Eat my vegetables."

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beautifulgirl20
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July 6, 2012 10:32am UTC

I need a witty best friend. Anyone?

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SayingWhatMeFeel_Mobile
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Directioners and One Direction haters..
Stop fighting over Witty please?
Love,
Wittians that don't really care if there's 1D love or hate quotes, and are just annoyed by the stupid fighting.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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codysimpsoncrs
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Fav this if you love Niall Horan
i know i do :D

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jessiduh
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 7:23pm UTC

If you were born
In the 90's, you're a 90's baby.
You're not a 90's kid
Unless you remember :
watching : Doug, ren&stimpy , pinky and the brain- AAAAHH real monsters! - angry beavers, dexters labratory , rocos modern life, animanicas, gargyles.
You ended ever y scented with the word PSCYHE! or Not..not. (:
Settled problems with mrs. marrymack, bubblegum in a dish or rock paper scissors ,
'In west Philibelphia born and raised - " from fresh prince of belair [you can finish the whole song]
Kickball was fun
The original gameboy
Always read goosebumps
Fullhouse, reading rainbow, boy meets world- the majic schoolbus
Yo-yos were the sh*t
Where's waldo , warheads and splashers gum were the most amazing things, candy
Super nintendo and sega genisis were around the the most popular gamming system
Everything was 'da bomb'
The little fortune teller paper that you would make, and everybody did it.
Tamagotchi, gigapet or nano :3
the little troll dolls everyone collected ♥
Windows 95 was fast
You watched - the rugrats, wild thorne berries , ferbies, power rangers and rocket power
Beanie babies were the best thing to collect
Carebears
You know the original walkman , and cd players were popular
Everyone watched WB, because it had pokemon
Pokemon was the sh*t
You always did the 'talk to the hand' motion and i know you are, but what am i? were popular frasises
Mcdonals playplace, Tupac was the best rapstar ,
You had light up sneakers
DVD's JUST Came out and so did the digital camera
Spongebob didn't come around until late
Slap braclets
Played outside and always wanted to stay out after dark
You were cool if you could stay up at night

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?

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DuckyMoMo11
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC

I miss the days
Where we didn't fight over boys,
We fought over who got the last swing on the swingset.
And we didn't cry over breakups,
Because scraping our knees was the only thing worth crying for♥

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 10:08pm UTC

WHEN I SAY THAT BOYS ARE
are all the same, I'm kinda sorta REALLY hoping that you'll prove me wrong.

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OliviaGrace17
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC

your single???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me too.

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ispeakonlytruth
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March 31, 2012 8:10pm UTC

every girl on the planet: OMG ONE DIRECTION IS SO AMAZING AND HOT AND FLAWLESS
me: lol you must have never seen josh hutcherson

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:45pm UTC

-•••••••••-
Harry Styles once tweeted
"it only takes a second to call a girl fat.
and she'll take a lifetime trying
to starve herself.
Think before you act!"
-•••-
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to be
One of those people who didn't really care that much
about what people thought about them...
But I just don't think I am
-Harry Styles
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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC

The worst thing a boy could do to
a girl?
Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
while she is loving you
with all her heart
-Liam Payne
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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xhaileex
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 12:23am UTC

i'm the bridge jumping friend
that your parents warned you about.

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