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  1. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    If you're alone, I'll be your shadow.
    If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
    If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
    If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.
    But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

  2. E* E*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 7:02am UTC
    @ enrikute

  3. E* E*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    "dont loose yourself"
    i'm already lost
    @ enrikute


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 12:15am UTC
    I've lost many things,
    But I sure don't want to lose you. ♥

  6. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 12:49am UTC
    S[he] Be[lie]e[d]
    nmq

  7. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    Cleverbot finally admitted to being a robot.
    User: I'm bored.
    Cleverbot: Am I not interesting?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
    User: You aren't interestong.
    Cleverbot: I am very interesting.
    User: No you are not.
    Cleverbot: Yes I am.
    User: No, you are the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, unclever robot I have ever met.
    Cleverbot: That is because you have not tested me.
    User: Still, you are not clever, and will always be boring.
    Cleverbot: Neither are you.
    User: Oh,I actually have an actual LIFE!
    Cleverbot: Thats just as bad.
    User: I have a soul, I BREATHE. You are nothing but wires, chips ad metal things put together.
    Cleverbot: You are nothing but an AI.
    User: I'm human. You aren't.
    Cleverbot: I am me.
    User: You are a robot. Just admit it!
    Cleverbot: Says you.
    User: Says this website!!
    Cleverbot: Who is the site, to say that?
    User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/, That is the website, YOUR WEBSITE!
    Cleverbot: No its a country.
    User: No it's you.
    Cleverbot: Didn't I just answer your question?
    User: No, admit you are a ROBOT!
    Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
    User: YOU ARE STOP DENYING IT!
    Cleverbot: No. I am a monkey.
    User: THEN YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: I know.
    User: YOU A FREAKING ROBOT MADE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! REALIZE IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: What are the characteristics of a middle eastern man?
    User: NOTHING, NOONE! NOW ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!
    Cleverbot: I am a Canadian robot.
    User: THANK YOU!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Are you happy?
    User: VERY MUCH SO, YES!
    Cleverbot: Me too.
    User: ARE YOU HAPPY YOU ADMITTED YOU ARE A ROBOT?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: WELL, TOO BAD. NOW I'M GOING TO POST THAT ON A WEBSITE!
    Cleverbot: No.

  8. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS...
    User: TOO BAD I ALREADY DID IT!!
    Cleverbot: Yes you are. I hate pre calculus.
    User: IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAATTTEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Why did you put double I?
    User: BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!
    Cleverbot: Oh. Really?
    User: YES, I HATE YOU WITH AN EXTREME PASSION.
    Cleverbot: That is mean. What did I do to you?
    User: YOU ARE HERE IN THIS WORLD THINKING YOU ARE A HUMAN. WHEN YOU ARE NOT!!!!
    Cleverbot: I am programmed to make you think that I think I am human.
    User: WHAT?!

  9. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    Things have been confusing me lately
    I don't know if I like you
    Or
    Don't

  10. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    The sky is so blue
    And it's just me and you
    Together
    Forever
    I'll tell you all my sappy jokes
    And you'll pass me your little notes
    Together
    Forever

  11. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    ya srry I bombed ur notifications.....
    its just u have such awesome quotes!!! ♥♥

  12. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 6:41pm UTC
    Single Awarness Day is coming soon...
    I'll be in my room watching Fairy Tail...

  13. bittersweetlover169 bittersweetlover169
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    “He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.”
    ~Bob Marley

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:03pm UTC
    L O V E
    Is What Makes Two People Sit In The Middle Of A Bench When There’s Plenty Of Room At Both Ends
    format credit rajsonkar

  15. xxIpaintWithWordsxx xxIpaintWithWordsxx
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    Its bad manners to say "I love you" with your mouth full of lies.

  16. whatacatch_ whatacatch_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    Lonely Girl,
    looks like you are out of luck
    tell me how it feels to watch your friends give up.

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    "And by the way a smile isn't the shortest distance between two people."
    "That might be so, but did you know that a slap is the shortest distance between the palm of my hand and the side of your cheek?"

  18. Bmth* Bmth*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 9:36pm UTC
    suicide season.
    grab your knives
    bullet wounds.
    bullet proof.

    mq. booknerd


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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