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  1. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:14pm UTC
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  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  3. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Ribaby217 Ribaby217
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    When a guy. . . does something stupid once, well thats cause he's a guy, But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl♥-The once-ler(:

  6. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Yeah, go ahead, tear her apart.
    Not like she has feelings or something crazy like that.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:36am UTC
    She's the girl,
    who only has a few bestfriends & doesn't need anyone. That laughs the hardest
    at her own jokes. The girl that expects way too much. Doesn't care what anyone
    else thinks, and is nice to everyone. Shes the girl that will hang up on you, then
    called you right back to say sorry. The kinda girl who will pull all her trust into
    you, until you give her a reason not to. She's the girl who will never leave your
    side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up.
    She's the girl who never sleeps, without her teddy bear by her side, she's
    the girl who says she isn't tickilish, but really is. She's the girl who will not
    give up on you, if she really believes in you.
    She believes in loving somebody forever.

  8. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I don't want a prince or a sparkly vampire,
    I just want a weirdo who can make me smile.♥

  9. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for. ♥
    That one guy
    you never imagined you would have feelings for.

  10. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:08am UTC
    What doesn't kill you
    only makes you
    wish it did.

  11. xokcgox01 xokcgox01
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:11am UTC
    I wish I had a picture with you♥
    format by jimmy365/ tumblrrr

  13. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    so if dumb guys go for dumb girls, AND smart guys go for dumb girls what does that leave smart girls?

    cats mostly.

  14. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Boys in fights:
    I hate you man, f**** you.
    Girls in fights:
    Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B****. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
    I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
    I also unfriended and blocked you on facebook.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    You breath OXYGEN?
    *gasp*
    we have so much in commen.
    format by jimmy365

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:30am UTC
    We all have had a crush
    who we thought was absolutely gorgeous at the time,
    but afterwards.... ewww, how did i like him?

  18. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Pretending to give your friends
    Shots with a machanical pencil..♥

  19. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Even when I have absolutely nothing to do,
    I still don't do my homework.

:)

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