The 7 things guys don't have to do
shave legs
give birth
wear skirts
wax armpits Hey, it hurts!
wear pantyhose
and paint your toes too
high heels
pluck brows
skip meals
count pounds
some girls have to carry heavy mounds
We're way past 7 now,
but I'll keep going anyhow
Uncomfy thongs
tight bras
tampons
blow our money
on
beauty salons
flat iron burns
and health concerns
from hair dye fumes
And the reason why
we do these crazy things that we do......
is we do it for you.