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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Ribaby217 Ribaby217
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:07am UTC
    That awkward momentW h e n y o u f a l l i n love w i th your guy bestf r iend♥nmf

  3. jackieBOWLERevans jackieBOWLERevans
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:33am UTC
    My Drivers Ed Teacher Told Us
    When Get Pulled Over,
    Cry.
    BEST TEACHER
    EVER.
    G

  4. ivyyuson ivyyuson
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:36am UTC
    I f Her. . .
    first phone was an iPhone 4,
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Got it off facebook.-
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  5. loolxplovingaboythatdoesntloveyouback loolxplovingaboythatdoesntloveyouback
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:01am UTC
    i hate it when guys:
    *act different when they're with their friends
    *put faces like >.<
    *stop answering
    *call you bro
    *say "hehe"
    **Fav if you agree with any!

  6. xolovelikewoexo xolovelikewoexo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:22am UTC
    Witty is like a restaurant,
    LOL JK
    Their servers actually work.
    *Not mine

  7. gigglepuff16 gigglepuff16
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:59am UTC
    Your Crush is in a relationship with The B*tch You Hate.
    ♥ Earlier today at 3:21 · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  8. xoDivyaxo xoDivyaxo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:22am UTC
    one, two, three, four
    I declare a tongue war.
    nmf

  9. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:21am UTC
    The 7 things guys don't have to do
    shave legs
    give birth
    wear skirts
    wax armpits Hey, it hurts!
    wear pantyhose
    and paint your toes too
    high heels
    pluck brows
    skip meals
    count pounds
    some girls have to carry heavy mounds
    We're way past 7 now,
    but I'll keep going anyhow
    Uncomfy thongs
    tight bras
    tampons
    blow our money
    on
    beauty salons
    flat iron burns
    and health concerns
    from hair dye fumes
    And the reason why
    we do these crazy things that we do......
    is we do it for you.

  10. ivyyuson ivyyuson
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:30am UTC
    I f She. . .
    plays games on Facebook,
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Got it off facebook.-
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  11. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:43am UTC
    I f She. . .
    makes a quote about the Witty Crash
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. lovlierthanyouxoxo lovlierthanyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:53am UTC
    You mad?
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  14. ivyyuson ivyyuson
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:16am UTC
    I f She. . .
    has her last name as
    "Bieber,"
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Got it off facebook.-
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  15. kaylala513 kaylala513
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:33am UTC
    I f She. . .
    still wears floaties when she swims,
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  16. ivyyuson ivyyuson
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:04am UTC
    I f Her. . .
    idol is Miley Cyrus,
    She's too young for you
    BRO.

    -Should I make a series?-
    -Got it off facebook.-
    -Format credit to -LuvStruckTeen.-

  17. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:25am UTC
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  18. misslipgloss160 misslipgloss160
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 12:39am UTC
    oh gosh.
    &
    here comes all of the annoying
    "i survived the 2nd witty crash of 2011"
    quotes again...


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. LegallyBlonde24 LegallyBlonde24
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:58pm UTC
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