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conversecinderella
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November 24, 2010 6:58pm UTC

Your cute;
Too bad your a jerk.
[ ♥ ]

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mc123laugh
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:35pm UTC

i do that too #25
puting your ipod on shuffle, and then skipping to the song you want to hear.

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laklak9614
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 3:40pm UTC

-----> && i hate it when teachers give you a
time limit to go to the bathroom...
i mean...
" hellooooo... i cant really control
the speed of my pee"
happen to anyone else??

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DUH_iTS_MEx3
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November 20, 2010 12:29pm UTC

The best comeback to "That's what she said";
"Not to you" (;
format credit to whoever

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lyssaluuxox
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 5:15pm UTC

My mom and I are buying makeup for me:
Little Brother: "What's that?"
Mom: "She wears it to make herself look pretty."
Little Brother: "....It's not working."
THANKS FAMILY, LOVE YOU TOO.

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thebombbb
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 8:37am UTC

Hi, I'm Taylor Lautner.
I've been a shark, & I've
also been a werewolf.
Skill? I think so.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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emileeashly
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 2:47pm UTC

Boys don't kiss and tell...
they kiss and exaggerate.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 4:19pm UTC

Carmen Lopez:
Well, I just got my learner's permit so I'm trying to save up for a car.
George Lopez:
My baby's growing up. It seems like just yesterday you were my little girl on the tricycle. Now you're gonna be a young woman in a car, running over the little girl on the tricycle.
♥

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ilovechocolate2002
posted a quote
November 23, 2010 4:28pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
& does anyone else wonder
if when they're
absent from school
who will look
at their empty seat
and think
"Oh. I really
wish she
was here."
Or is it just me?

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oXHuntressXo
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 4:30pm UTC

Mulan is the best disney princess.
She joined the army,
made everyone think she was a guy,
made the captain think he was gay,
totally defeated the huns
AND saved China.
All sleeping beauty did was wake up.
oXHuntressXo ©

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brokenwings
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 10:00am UTC

There's 135,872 people in Witty.
Fave if you're one of them.

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 10:26pm UTC

&DOES ANYONE ELSE ,
actually like long car rides, because its hours of listening to your ipod?.

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mumblebumble
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 5:00am UTC

today,
I was in gym and complaining about french, how there are masculine and feminine nouns and adjectives. I said "I just don't get it! The TV is masculine, but the remote is feminine! What's the deal?!" So my really quiet friend turns around and says "It's simple. The girl turns the guy on." It's always the quiet ones.
MLIA.

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dancinchica2112
posted a quote
November 13, 2010 4:38pm UTC

Seeing A Bad Picture of You,
>>And Saying<<
"That's Attractive"
{♥}

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Shanapple
posted a quote
November 9, 2010 5:03pm UTC

Periods ;
--> The only good thing about having them
Is that you're not pregnant.

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC

1960
Far Out!
1970
Groovy!
1980
Sick!
1990
The bomb!
2010
Legit.

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graciebeebee123
posted a quote
December 2, 2010 9:31pm UTC

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and any time at all; down here in the deep blue sea!
^Now read that in you mind in a seductive tone.
Favorite if you're now scared for life.

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itslovex808
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 3:39pm UTC

"I don't hate you cause you're fat..
You're fat cause I hate you."
[Favorite this if you <3 the movie, Mean Girls, & if you thinks this makes no sense at all.]

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audreyann
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 10:10pm UTC

If mirrors could take photos,,,
I'd have a new profile pick
every. day.

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