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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  2. SmilesxAllxAround SmilesxAllxAround
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Baby if you need any pads or tampons or anything, just let me know and ill be right over <3
    awww thank you <3
    and don't worry i'll be running out for your cravings <3
    thank you my darling
    you're welcome my love <3
    ^ true story. my boyfriend's the best <3

  3. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 2:29pm UTC
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  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "Eleanor studies politics at University,
    And when she sits and talks about that,
    I find it really attractive."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Interviewer: "Where would One Direction be without Liam?"
    Ed Sheeran: "In prison."

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Liam: "And don't listen to a thing Louis says."
    Louis: "Hey! F/ck you!"

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Niall: "Dere's anoder two dere."
    Alan: "Have you gotten more Irish since I saw you last?"
    Niall: "........."
    Alan: "Dere's anoder two dere! Dere's anoder two dere!"

  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 10:04am UTC
    #NiallFact
    Niall refused to sing on 'Take Me Home' until he was
    Promised he could sing the 'OW!' in 'Heart Attack'.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Are you a math problem?
    Because you're making me cry.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    "Just because you don't have a prince
    Doesn't mean you're not a princess."
    -Zayn Malik

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    I've been in the Christmas spirit
    for, like, eight months now

  12. ShouldISmile ShouldISmile
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Cute little boy trying to hold the door open for me
    His big brother is behind him holding it open without his knoweledge.
    I did not fangirl. At all.

  13. toatallyyy23 toatallyyy23
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you have a better grade in your foreign language than in your english class

  14. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Teacher: Can anybody tell me the name of the longest river in the world?
    Random kid: The one named after the guy in One Direction....

  15. Fuzzybird2 Fuzzybird2
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 7:51am UTC
    You might remember....
    I wrote about my grandmother and her alzheimers.
    She died last night.
    I usually don't read long quotes, and I can understand why you wouldn't either, but I would love a little "witty-love" today.
    I have never had a top quote and that would make my day.
    Just one fave from each of you could change my whole day.
    Thanks guys....

  16. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    English is a crazy language.
    There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither
    APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.
    And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS don't FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE, and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?
    In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
    You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?
    not mine

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Pick your head up, Princesss.
    you r crown is falling.

  18. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I just got done
    reading something
    about mental
    disorders
    I realized something. Sometimes our worst traits, in reality could be our best. Maybe its not a demon, maybe its like a super power.
    I mean dont get me wrong depression sucks. Anxiety sucks. But read some of these facts I learned.
    People diagnosed with Depression:
    -Are usually smarter than the average person.
    -Have a better perspective of the world
    -See situations more realistically.
    People diagnosed with ADHD
    -Thrive in disruptive situations.
    -3 times more likely to form their own business
    -embrace adventure.
    -Adapt at multi-tasking.
    People diagnosed with OCD
    -Higher level of determination
    -naturally good memory
    -Doubly as compelled to learn new things.
    People diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.
    -four times as capable in art.
    -intense creativity level
    -increased ability in observing
    People diagnosed with Anxiety
    -High levels of empathy and able to understand others pain and joy easier.
    -understand things on deeper level.
    -doubly strong levels of intuition accuracy

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    i was on some website and i saw this:
    "my ten year old brother asked if i ever went to a one direction signing, that he would like to come with
    her: why do you want to go? you hate when i talk about one direction or hear their music.
    brother: i want to thank them for something.
    her: what for?
    brother: making the scars on your wrist dissapear."
    faith in the lower generation has been restored.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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