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March 12, 2009 4:14pm UTC

The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato, and baby tomato. They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts to get mad. By the third block, papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato. He smiles and says, "Ketchup!"

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qwerty17
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March 12, 2009 4:09pm UTC

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qwerty17
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March 10, 2009 7:16pm UTC

if mynameisnotbob picks a fight with u, don't continue 2 fight, just block her! she's not worth ur time

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qwerty17
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March 10, 2009 5:25pm UTC

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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March 8, 2009 7:33pm UTC

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
Oh, how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
The goddess of imaginary light
*Imaginary >> Evanescence.
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Crawling through this world as disease flows through my veins
I look into myself, but my own heart has been changed
I can't go on like this
I loathe all I've become
*Away From Me >> Evanescence.
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qwerty17
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March 8, 2009 6:18pm UTC

No one is a virgin,
life screwed us all!!!

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qwerty17
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March 8, 2009 6:16pm UTC

What's the difference between roast beef &
pea-soup?
anyone can roast a beef, but nobody can pee-soup
~Spencer on iCarly

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March 8, 2009 4:28pm UTC

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 7:44pm UTC

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet + current car)
Smoky Isuzu
YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
the guitar hero snow tour
YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
(first name of famous actress/actor + favorite month)
emma july
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color + favorite animal)
black cat
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name + city where you were born)
lynn danbury
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
AdoNa
SUPERHERO NAME:
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
the purple root beer
NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
robert henry
STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
fierce m&m's
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother’s and father’s middle names )
robert piotrowski
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
(Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
foster florence
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower)
christmas carnation
CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
apple jeany
HIPPY NAME:
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
cookie crisp evergreen

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:25pm UTC

[#33] Did you Know....?
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
All you typists are going to test this out)

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:22pm UTC

[#32] Did you Know....?
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:21pm UTC

[#31] Did you Know....?
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:19pm UTC

[#30] Did you Know....?
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:18pm UTC

[#29] Did you Know....?
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:15pm UTC

[#28] Did you Know....?
ur eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:11pm UTC

[#27] Did you Know....?
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple

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qwerty17
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March 2, 2009 6:09pm UTC

[#26] Did you Know....?
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only
the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

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qwerty17
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February 24, 2009 4:59pm UTC

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qwerty17
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February 24, 2009 4:58pm UTC

webdings:
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February 24, 2009 4:56pm UTC

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