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September 5, 2011 9:15pm UTC

life couldn't get better,
this `gone be the best day ever.

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September 5, 2011 9:02pm UTC

i'm sorry i may not always be there to catch you......i love you cell phone.

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September 5, 2011 11:28am UTC

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 1:11am UTC

when someone you don't know likes your remember when status so all you can think of is, "uh remember when you added me.."

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:36am UTC

roses are red, violets are blue, 23 mutual friends, but i'm still declining you.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:30am UTC

the moment you find a goldfish with a frown.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:21am UTC

if you guys planked in your sleep, you'd probably suffocate yourselves with the pillow and die..

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:17am UTC

that awkward moment when your mom or dad asks you if you have a boyfriend.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:13am UTC

"i feel like i did really good on this test!" 42% oh...

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 5, 2011 12:04am UTC

leaving something behind in a class just so you can go back and see your friends.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 11:33pm UTC

i'm sorry, she's with our... out of the hood program.
-bon qui qui.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 11:29pm UTC

SUCURITY, SU-CURITY.
-bon qui qui.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 11:25pm UTC

girl i CUT him. OH YES I DID GIRL, OH YES I DID.
-bon qui qui.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 11:21pm UTC

welcome to king burger where you can have it your way, but don't get crazy. -bon qui qui.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:44pm UTC

you think i can't get hood like you, you mother f*cker.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:39pm UTC

do it like a brother.do it like a dude.grab my crotch, wear my hat low you like you.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:29pm UTC

that awkward moment when your brother comes at you..

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:25pm UTC

that awkward moment your ex boyfriend is your top stalker on facebook..

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:21pm UTC

that awkward moment when you jump in a pool and your top flies up.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 4, 2011 5:15pm UTC

thongs?
more like butt floss.

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