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hi, i write quotes.
most of my quotes are mine, if they aren't i'll credit to whoever.

quotinglikeaboss
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC

d o n t feel t oo speci a l,
h e f l i rt s w i t h a n y t h i n g t h a t has a p u l se.
mine(:

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quotinglikeaboss
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 9:57pm UTC

d o n t feel t oo speci a l,
h e f l i rt s w i t h a n y t h i n g t h a t has a p u l se.
mine(:

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quotinglikeaboss
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December 27, 2011 3:49pm UTC

"my boyfriend broke up with me, i'm gonna kill myself." you were dating for an hour and you're 5, you need to chill the f*ck out.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 25, 2011 1:59pm UTC

having the ability to..
straighten your hair in less than 15 minutes.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 25, 2011 1:27pm UTC

or you can not upload my quote,that's cool too.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 25, 2011 1:14pm UTC

"mom, can you buy me new highlighters?""it's the second week of school, what did you do with them?""....colored."

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 25, 2011 12:16pm UTC

did you know..who ever thinks about you before they go to bed is in your dream?♥not my fact.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 25, 2011 11:59am UTC

i must be pretty lucky that i'm always the one millionth viewer on sites..

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 24, 2011 9:12pm UTC

the feeling after you've been spinning in a chair.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 24, 2011 8:52pm UTC

you don't know me,so you should stop talking about me as if you do.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 24, 2011 8:23pm UTC

honey, you should know by now that the trash goes out on wednesdays.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 22, 2011 5:47pm UTC

admit it,we all know a couple that are just like ron and sam.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 22, 2011 5:31pm UTC

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September 22, 2011 5:28pm UTC

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September 20, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 19, 2011 8:49pm UTC

"i have no patience!"then why the hell are you a teacher..

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 19, 2011 8:15pm UTC

"mom, can i play basketball?""honey, i've seen you play.. it would just a waste."love you too mom.♥

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 19, 2011 8:08pm UTC

before it was the "she's too young for you bro if.."now it's the "today he told me he loved me jk.."

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 19, 2011 7:59pm UTC

knowing when your teacher has her period because she's being extra b*tchy.

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quotinglikeaboss
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September 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC

w t f .q's are NOT g's.

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