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pweenis

1. pweenis
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   August 17, 2013 5:08am UTC
   i get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper
   
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2. pweenis
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   August 17, 2013 5:05am UTC
   do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they arent talking
   
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3. pweenis
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   August 17, 2013 5:02am UTC
   "hello yes 911 i touched wet food while doing the dishes, i'd like surgery to remove my hand please."
   
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4. pweenis
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   June 2, 2013 11:39pm UTC
   "we we're talking and i got distracted and didnt reply to you for 4 hours" a novel by me.
   
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5. pweenis
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   May 30, 2013 2:14am UTC
   "dont tell anyone i told you" they say
   "i wont" i reply, as i copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
   
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6. pweenis
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   May 29, 2013 1:25am UTC
   Don't cry because it's over
   Cry because you're ugly
   
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7. pweenis
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   May 29, 2013 1:21am UTC
   People in math call me macklmore because im always like
   what what what what...
   
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