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purpleunicorns
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April 23, 2013 11:29am UTC
so one time my mom watered a fake plant for 4 months and then one day i was like mom what are you doing? thats fake! and she was like oh...

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purpleunicorns
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April 22, 2013 7:27pm UTC
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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April 22, 2013 6:57pm UTC
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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