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  1. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is
    engaged.
    Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

  2. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  3. InsaneAndBroken InsaneAndBroken
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:31am UTC
    *Me at Starbucks, just finished ordering*
    Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
    Me: Primrose Everdeen.
    Starbucks Guy: Oh, oh. *makes coffee*
    Starbucks Guy: *finishes making coffee* Primrose Everdeen!
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

  4. starbright14 starbright14
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Boys:Ask for pictures with no clothes
    Men:Ask for pictures with no make up

  5. hopelessromantic33 hopelessromantic33
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Bored?
    climb the ladder.
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    now climb back up and fav.

  6. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
    does he speak english in the Spanish version?

  7. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Admit it,
    When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

  8. enchanted16 enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The amount of work a
    messy bun actually takes.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you sir, belong on
    a Hollister bag //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

  10. hayleyrawrsx3 hayleyrawrsx3
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Has anyone else noticed...
    that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Giving Gum to a Friend
    is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
    People get out of my way a lot faster now.

  13. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Demi Lovato Fact:
    When Demi's song "Skyscraper"
    was realeased, there was a decrease
    in teen suicide♥

  14. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    I'm the type of person,
    Who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny.
    Follow me, I probably won't follow back c;

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Liam: we didn't pass geography
    Niall: i did
    Liam: Niall, shut up you probably
    ate your textbook
    -OneDirection

  16. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
    My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
    My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
    My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    I am the type of person
    That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
    But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

  18. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Jasmine
    Dear "Cool People",
    They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
    Sincearly, Nerds.
    Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
    Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
    28 minutes ago · Like
    ~Unfriendable

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Would you date someone who is fat?
    Harry: i can't date someone who doesn't
    exist
    -OneDirection

  20. j3susfr3ak j3susfr3ak
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
    RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
    Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
    Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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