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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    i bet if you stayed quiet long enough,
    you'd hear the sound of no one giving a flying f/ck.

  2. enchant enchant
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Everything you do
    reminds me how much I want you.♥

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    i think that texting
    should be an
    Olympic sport
    format by julietechoecho

  4. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    For all you know, I could be some 60 year old pedophile.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xLizzIsAmazing xLizzIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    I WISH CANCER DIDN'T EXIST.
    BECAUSE IF IT DIDN'T,
    YOU'D STILL BE HERE.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    why didn't the chicken cross the road?
    because Niall ate it.

  9. isabel* isabel*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    &&When I was little..
    -----------------> I knew Jamie Lynn Spears as Zoey. Not 16 and pregnant.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:53am UTC
    "I think it's weird that some guys split
    bills with a girl on a date,
    i think the boy should pay for the girl."
    - Zayn Malik ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Being single doens't mean that you're weak. It means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
    -Niall Horan

  12. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Imagine One Direction #52
    Imagine waking up every morning hearing "Good morning, beautiful." In an Irish accent.

  13. Just_Another_Broken_Heart Just_Another_Broken_Heart
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Seriously?
    The management isn't letting Niall sing? I want to know why. He has an amazing voice. It's powerful and very unique. Do they think it will make things in the band better? Because honestly, it's just making things worse. Directioners are very upset (including me) and I'm sure Niall and the rest of the band are too. Without him singing, it's not One Direction. It's just Harry, Liam, Zayn, and Louis. Please spread this around. It's not fair to Niall.
    LET NIALL SING (LNS) ♥

  14. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:15am UTC
    During a maths test
    Me: My answers 23
    Answer Choices: 170, 250, 400, 890
    Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer
    lol only me?
    (OneDirection format?)

  15. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    1) Go to Google
    2) Type in: Top 50 women on the internet
    3) Look at #7
    4)Laugh really hard. :)
    5)Click the <3 if you did it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. dgalls121 dgalls121
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Here's to the girls who
    Just want to tell him how she feels but is too scared

    NMF

  17. iluvblondie23 iluvblondie23
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I told my mom what Witty is, and she doesn't think it's safe. Fav if you think it's safe.

  18. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Today, at Starbucks,
    when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
    EPIC WIN.

  19. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    They should make an award for....
    Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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