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pshawi
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June 2, 2013 2:58am UTC

Me: Can you listen to me?
Crush: What?
Me: I like you, ok?
Me: and i feel that something is missing in my hart
Crush: I think its an E

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pshawi
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June 2, 2013 2:45am UTC

Best Friend: "I love it when my boyfriend hugs me from behind"
Me: " I love it when the mircowave tells me my food is ready"

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pshawi
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June 2, 2013 2:41am UTC

Me: I'm a ninja
Grandma: No your're not.
Me: Did you see me do that?
Grandma: Do What?
Me: Excatly.
Grandma: *strokes chin* ...

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:37am UTC

SHUT UP.
My favortie song is playing.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:29am UTC

Remember,
when she cancels a date she has to.
But...
when he cancels a date he has two.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:26am UTC

WTF
(Where's the food)

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:23am UTC

Texting while driven #YOLO
Forever Alone. #SOLO
Marco #POLO
Rubber Jimmy Broke #OHNO
You like Men #H0MO
B!ches Crazy #FOSHO
Run Niggaa~ Run #POPO

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:17am UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 2:07am UTC

Mom: Goodnight baby. I love you so much.
Me: night niggaa~

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pshawi
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June 2, 2013 1:58am UTC

ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED.
AND I DIDN'T USE ALGEBRA ONCE.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:54am UTC

Laughing so hard,
no noise comes out,
so you sit there clapping,
like a retarded seal.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:52am UTC

S.T.U.D.Y
Sleeping,Talking,Unlimited Texting,Dreaming, Yawning

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:49am UTC

Taylor: So he calls me up and he's like "I still love you" And I'm like:
"Wait are you Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory,Toby, Jake, Garret,
Eddie, Conor, Patrick or Harry?"

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:46am UTC

How to murder someone:
Tell them
you love them
and never
talk to them again.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:40am UTC

Why haven't I heard about Elmo nowadays? Dammit it. Was the Cookie Monster arrested again?

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:10pm UTC

I DON'T NEED TO FLIRT, I WILL SEDUCE YOU WITH MY AWKWARDNESS.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:03pm UTC

guys ARE LIKE BLUETOOH: HE'S CONNECTED TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE TO HIM, BUT LOOKS FOR OTHER DEVICES WHEN YOU'RE ABSENT.
girlsARE LIKE WI-FI: THEY DETECT ALL THE AVALIABLE DEVICES BUT ONLY CONNECT TO THE STRONGEST ONE.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Now you understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.

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pshawi
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June 1, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:42pm UTC

"be strong"
I whispered to my wifi signal

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