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porters14
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 11:08am UTC

I'm made entirely of flaws,
Stitched together
with good intentions.

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porters14
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 12:48pm UTC

SHE'S
BROKEN

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porters14
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 12:42pm UTC

There's always a little truth behind every
"just kidding,"
A little knowledge behind every
"I don't know,"
A little emotion behind every
"I don't care,"
And a little pain behind every
"I'm okay."

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porters14
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Friends are like trees....
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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porters14
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 7:51am UTC

There are other fish in the sea
But he was the freaking whale...

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porters14
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:46pm UTC

I'm thinking of being a pizza man for Halloween...
That way people will give me money instead of candy
nmf
LAYOUTCREDI

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porters14
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 1:45pm UTC

This is your world
Shape it before someone else does
♥

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porters14
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:26am UTC

This is your world,
shape it before someone else does...

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 10:00pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you witness someone else's awkward moment...

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:56pm UTC

I dream of a better world
where chickens can cross roads
without having their
motives questioned

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:45pm UTC

got milk?

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Remember, when someone
annoys you it takes 42
muscles to frown
BUT...
It takes 4 muscles to
extend your arm and
slap that b*tch

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:10pm UTC

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Never regret
something
that once
made you
SMILE.

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Losing an illusion
makes you wiser
than finding a truth.

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 8:31pm UTC

only the weak can fully appreciate
STRENGTH

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porters14
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 8:05pm UTC

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porters14
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 2:22pm UTC

Together, we can make the phrase "epic fail" go away

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porters14
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 2:15pm UTC

A friend will tell you
what you want to hear
A best friend will tell you
what you need to hear

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porters14
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 1:47pm UTC

Fake is the latest trend
And everyone is in style

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