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November 17, 2009 7:36pm UTC

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November 17, 2009 7:25pm UTC

Today I asked a guy if he wanted to go the the dance with me and he said no he was 'too busy'. Not wanting to feel like I was rejected, I said, "Oh thank God! My mom kept telling me to ask you since she owed your mom a favor!" His face expression made up for everything.

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piperleo123
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November 17, 2009 7:14pm UTC

A few days ago, my friend told me that if you ask someone what a goatee is, most people will stroke their chins like they have one when they answer you. Not believing her, I started asking everyone I knew what a goatee is, and every single person I asked stroked their invisible beards when they said what it was.

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November 17, 2009 7:12pm UTC

Today, a very burly man burst through our front door and threatened to send my 13 year old brother to rehab if he didn't stop playing farmville. My brother freaked out, screamed like a little girl, and ran it his room. Meanwhile, my mom was laughing so hard she was crying. She didn't tell my brother her new boyfriend was coming over to meet us. Mother, you have done well.

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November 16, 2009 9:47pm UTC

Yesterday, at school, the fire alarm went off. Everyone had to evacuate and firetrucks showed up. Later we were told to stay away from the second floor due to severe water damage. Today I found out that this was all because two teachers were playing with a toy helicopter and it broke the sprinkler system

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November 16, 2009 9:39pm UTC

Today, I realized that the word "huddle" is a combination of the words "hug" and "cuddle." Suddenly the football teams huddles seem a lot less manly.

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piperleo123
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November 14, 2009 9:41pm UTC

Today, I recieved a call from a telemarketer. She asked to speak to the "lady of the house". When I told her I only had two fathers, she instantly applogized and hung up the phone. My mom and I could not stop laughing.

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piperleo123
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November 14, 2009 9:38pm UTC

Today, my eighth grade brother walked in the house from school and told me that his whole class changed their ringtones to coughs just in case it were to go off. I sat on the couch in amazement. Why didn't I think of that?

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November 14, 2009 9:25pm UTC

The other day I was walking downtown when I saw that someone had drawn a giant hopscotch down the sidewalk. I proceeded to do the entire thing - all 225 squares of it that lasted 4 blocks. A lot of people I passed gave me weird looks but a random hobo clapped for me when I got to the end.

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November 14, 2009 9:17pm UTC

Today, I had to use crutches at school because I sprained my ankle. upon my arrival, several kids asked what happened to me. I looked at them with a serious face and told them I broke my wrist. they nodded sympathetically and walked away.

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November 14, 2009 9:15pm UTC

I was cleaning my room and I got a phone call. When I found out it was a telemarketer, I hung up. Three minutes later, they called back and said "It's really rude to hang up on people. How do you like it?" and hung up. I'm still speechless.

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piperleo123
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November 14, 2009 9:12pm UTC

Today, I went on a field trip, when our school bus stopped at a stoplight, a short bus pulled up next to us. Our bus driver opened the door, and yelled "Mine's bigger!"

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piperleo123
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November 14, 2009 9:08pm UTC

A few weeks ago in Anatomy, my teacher told my friend to assume the position (meaning the anatomical position.) He was standing up, facing forward, palms out like he was supposed to when my teacher suddenly said "Erect!". Instead of standing up straighter as was meant, he looked down at his crotch. I don't know who laughed harder, the class or our teacher.

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November 14, 2009 9:07pm UTC

Today, We had a substitute who cannot tell the difference between a wall and a white board. We let her write four math problems on the wall before we told her what she was doing. She taped two pieces of paper on it and said "Shhh. Nobody has to know." I love substitutes.

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November 14, 2009 9:04pm UTC

Today my mom told my 5 year old sister that she couldn't have a boyfriend until she was 16. After explaining that her and her boyfriend were in love and soon to be married, my mom continued to say no. Then she got really serious and said, "Mom, sometimes you have to jump into the pool without your floaties on." My sister is so inspirational.

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piperleo123
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November 13, 2009 2:51pm UTC

Today, the person sitting in front of me in class saw me take a piece of gum out of my bag, and asked if he could have one. I told him "Sorry. Last piece" and showed him my empty pack of gum. I've secretly kept an empty pack of gum in my backpack specifically for this reason, for years

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piperleo123
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November 13, 2009 2:43pm UTC

Today, I was in my Geography class and my usually quiet teacher was teaching us about how the continents are moving. He was showing us a power point and the title for one of the slides was "Nothing Lasts Forever". Among the pictures of dodo birds and dinasaurs were the pictures of Jon and Kate Gosselin and the Jonas Brothers. He is my idol.

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November 13, 2009 2:39pm UTC

Today, I was walking out of a mall. I saw an old man riding on the back of a shopping cart down the wheelchair ramp outside, screaming "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!" while a little boy ran after him yelling "GRANDPA STOP!" It made my week.
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piperleo123
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November 13, 2009 2:29pm UTC

Today, I made my boyfriend and myself as sims. The first thing my boyfriend's wanted was to make out. The first thing my sim did was start a fire trying to cook mac n cheese. This game knows us so well.

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piperleo123
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November 12, 2009 5:09pm UTC

Today, I was in my room studying when I heard a quiet knock on my door. My dad quickly tiptoed in, put a finger to his lips at me and hid in my closet. A minute later, my cat came in, looked around the room for a few minutes and left. Shortly after, my dad emerged from the closet, thanked me and tiptoed back out. I'm still not sure if it was just a game of hide and seek or something much more serious.

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