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  1. So_This_Is_Life So_This_Is_Life
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Trying to find people like
    me. If you know:
    SHOWS
    -Supernatural
    -Doctor Who
    -Phantom of the Opera (Not just the movie)
    -Les Miserable (not just the movie)
    -Whose Line Is It Anyway
    -Switched at Birth
    -Warrior Cats books
    -X-Files
    -Little Shop of Horrors
    PEOPLE
    -Ramin Karimloo
    -Sierra Boggess
    -Hadley Fraser
    -Alfie Boe
    -Norm Lewis
    -Lea Sarlonga
    -Katie Hall
    -Samantha Barks
    -David Tennant
    -Matt Smith
    -Jensen Ackles
    -Jared Padalecki
    Then you are awesome.
    Please talk to me.
    (and this is only my short list!)

  2. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  3. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
    One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
    Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
    One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
    Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
    One Direction:"More Than This"
    Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
    One Direction:"I Want"
    Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
    One Direction:"Up All Night"
    So tell me again how original One Direction is

  4. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    We are afraid to care
    to much, for fear that
    the other person does
    not care at all.
    -Eleanor RooseveltJahyvies format.

  5. BerthaZ BerthaZ
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    People talk about how steping on a lego is the worst
    pain in the world, but i know worse.... hitting your ankle
    with a razor scooter.

  6. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Its sad.
    Not just normal sad
    where you shed a
    few tears and move on.
    Its the worst kind of
    sad, where deep down
    you know there is
    absolutly nothing you
    can do to, no matter
    how much you wish you
    could.

  7. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Sometimes I will get this
    urge to talk to you. Then
    I remember that you're
    a different person now.
    It's just so sad though
    because I miss
    you a lot.

  8. justforthebanter justforthebanter
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader
    nmq/nmf

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    If I died today,
    Would there be anything you wish you had said to me?

  10. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Having a crush is like having that little piece of
    rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking
    and shake it out and you're pretty sure it’s gone
    but then a half hour later you feel it
    under your toe and you're like
    oh no.

  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    You never forget the
    face of the person
    who was your last hope.
    -The Hunger Game


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. pieluver pieluver
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    (Sing To The Call Me Maybe Tune)
    I'm in a personal hell
    I kind of hate Michael Phelps
    I wish he'd drown in a well
    That dude is in my way
    When I first saw that guy swim
    He got nothing but wins
    I could've sworn he had fins
    But now he's in my way
    More gold than Mark Spitz
    Strange pecs, taking bong hits
    Stay smooth, shave your armpits
    Where you think you're swimming, Mikey?
    Hey, I'm not Michael, don't eat at Subway
    But this is my year, so call me Lochte
    Its hard to swim right, by Phelps baby
    But this is my year, so call me Lochte
    Now I'm the king of the pool
    I made you look like a tool
    Bob Costas thinks that I'm cool
    I pushed you out of my way
    You were my idol
    Now you're just a rival
    Don't get suicidal
    Where you think you're swimming, Mikey?
    Hey, I'm not Michael, don't eat at Subway
    But this is my year, so call me Lochte
    Its hard to swim right, by Phelps baby
    But this is my year, so call me Lochte

  14. kelseyrc43134 kelseyrc43134
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    OMG
    WHAT IF STEVE
    IS STEVE FROM
    BLUE'S CLUES?!

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    You caused this.
    You dicorced dad.
    You made us move to this h.ell hole.
    You f.ucked with my life.
    You chose your boyfriend over your children.
    You made the decision to put your love life before putting food on the table.
    You told me you wouldn't drive me anywhere.
    You simply gave up on your own kids.
    You pushed me the f.uck away
    You are supposed to make an 18 year commitment to your kids.
    & if you want to throw your life away, go for it!
    look at all the f.ucks i give!
    I'm sick of always coming second to my own mother.
    I'm sick of feeling unwanted by you.
    lucky for me; my sister and i are the first priority in dads life.
    so we are packing up our stuff and going to his house until further notice.
    Don't try to chase us, dad already contacted a lawyer
    enough is enough.
    nmf
    * this wasn't exactly what i said to her, i wasn't that b.itchy, but this feels good to let it all out & finally move on.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  18. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Whenever there's nothing good on tv,
    I make a hate quote about one direction
    and the comments keep me amused for hours.

  19. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Directioners,
    From now on I think you should post
    a link at the bottom of your quotes to
    the interview, tweet, or at least some
    proof that they said that so we know
    you're not making up bullshi t.

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Stop blaming society for everything
    ... you are society

:)

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