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pinkylimeak

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Member Since: 25 Mar 2011 02:27pm

Last Seen: 31 Dec 2012 04:32pm

user id: 160465

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  1. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Hi, I'm _____.
    ...And you're watching Disney Channel!
    Fave if you've ever wanted to do this.

  2. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    kay guyss..
    every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
    it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
    so we can see who eachother are.
    pass it on and sign your name:)♥
    lolgrl3
    molldolldove
    Linabinabae
    UND3R
    OMGreen
    CapriSun
    ruxrux10
    pinkylimeak

  3. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But I have a Witty
    So follow me,
    Maybe?
    Fomat Credit: xdreamsxcomextruex (mq)
    (Came up with this in the shower)

  4. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    When I'm Depressed
    I cut myself...... A peice of cake(:

    nmq/nmf

  5. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    How To Get A Top Quote:
    Write 200 comments on your own quote(;
    mf/mq

  6. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Conversation with my friend on Windows Live:
    Her: Meh uncle iz visting.
    Me: Don't type like that.
    Her: Needs coffeh
    Me: It's retarded.
    Her: Lol, I am
    Me: What? Retarded?
    Her: Yep!
    Me:
    Her:
    Me:
    Her: I thought you should koww that.
    mq :)

  7. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    What?! Facts #4
    President Goerge W. Bush was once a cheerleader!

  8. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love God
    and you ain't afriad to show it, show it, show it, YOU LOVE GOD & YOU KNOW IT!
    nmf/mq

  9. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    What?! Facts #3
    You have a better chance of DYING on the way to get your lottery tickets than winning the lottery.

  10. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    What? ! Facts #2
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321

  11. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    What?! Facts #1
    Fortune cookies were invented in America, not in China.
    Should I make a series?

  12. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Don’t you just hate it when…
    Someone says they’ll be there in 5 minutes but they show up 20 minutes later?

  13. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Don’t you just hate it when…
    A guy asks you out for another guy

  14. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:54am UTC
    The Most Faves I’ve ever had is 4
    That Sucks.

  15. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:49am UTC
    You know
    He likes you
    He texts you 6 hours straight
    He tells you how beautiful you are
    Then…
    He asks out your best friend :(

  16. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember God saw you read this.

  17. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    does anyone else...
    ever get bored of the phone ringing so you put it down and wait. then... someone answers and you never notice.
    Fave if you have. Comment if you haven't.

  18. pinkylimeak pinkylimeak
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Diet coke went to town Coka Cola knocked him down, Dr. Pepper picked him up. Now we're drinking 7 up, 7 up got the flu now we're drinking mountain dew,moutain dew fell off the mountain , now we're drinking cherry coke, cherry coke lost the cherry now we're drinking logan berry, logan berry said "oh dear" now we're drinking rootbeer, root beer wat a joke! now we're back to drinking .... COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

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