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1. pinky199610
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   October 25, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   OK theres this kid i like a lot! I don't know if he like me back. I asked him to be the father of my fake baby ( child growth project) He said yes...I had to go yesterday i got up from the table and gave me a hug...the hug lastest two minutes litterally his friend timed it and it was infront of a lot of ppl!
   If i get 5 favs i'll tell him how i feel
   if i get 10+ ill ask him out
   <3
   
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2. pinky199610
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   October 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
   1-7 boys,
   8-13 girls
   1.Jeff
   2. trevor
   3. alex
   4.jake
   5. david
   6. ben
   7. carlos
   8. lizzy
   9. nicole
   1O. sarrah
   11. elizabeth
   12. jakima
   13. tori
   How did you meet 10?
   through my bro
   Have you ever seen 4 cry?
   no
   Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
   maybe
   Are you good friends with 13?
   yeah
   Do you think 5 is cute?
   baby cute
   Whats 7s fav color?
   red
   What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
   um idk
   1 fact about 9?
   shes awesome
   Would you ever live with 4?
   no
   Is 2 single?
   yepp
   Where does 7 live?
   westboro
   What do you think about 3? hes my bf <3
   worst thing about 5? nothing bad
   Who's 11 going out with? no one
   what do you think about 8? meh wifey i love her
   
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3. pinky199610
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   October 21, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   any good songs with bass?????
   
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4. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   "OMG I WANT THIS!" - looks at pricetag- "nevermind"
   
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5. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   Hearing thumps in the shower thinking ur whole familys getting murdered n ur next!!!!! :0
   
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6. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:40pm UTC
   what kids learn from dora.....
   4% spanish
   96% BACKPACK! BACKPACK!
   
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7. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   OK so i was sitting on a plane to go to portugal as a student ambassador right and this person says " so u like trees?" WTF!
   
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8. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   IT REALLY MAKES ME MAD WHEN A LITTLE KID CONFUSES ON ORANGE CRAYON FOR SNOOKI crayons cant fist pump!!!!
   
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9. pinky199610
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   October 20, 2011 6:14pm UTC
   U CAN"T PHOTOSHOP UR UGLY PERSONALITY!!!!!!
   
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10. pinky199610
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    October 20, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The awkward moment when u have to stare at a text for five minutes in order to reply!
    
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11. pinky199610
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    October 20, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    This kid: I wasnt that drunk!
    The other kid: Dude u picked up a little mexican girl and said " DORA I NEED UR MAP TO GET HOME!!!!"
    
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12. pinky199610
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    October 20, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    when someone says expect the unexpected and u slap them in the face then u say u didnt expect that did u?
    
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13. pinky199610
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    October 20, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Knocking something over in a store and backing away SLOWLY
    
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14. pinky199610
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    October 20, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Next time some asks if im crying u know what im gonna say.......
    No im impersonating a fountain!
    
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15. pinky199610
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    October 18, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    LET US DIE YOUNG OR LIVE FOREVER
    
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16. pinky199610
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    October 6, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    YoUr DrUnK NaMe add your name to this list, but do it with your elbows & you CANT erase! If you dont do this within 10 minutes you will lose your 1 true lovetommorrow repost as YoUr DrUnK NaME! !!...the easiest way is to highlight watu repost this as YoUr DrUnK nAmE,
    mesaskcvAq- no its Jessica :)
    ashhnjedhyuj- anne... epic fail!
    brooke- brooke ... WINNING (:
    dcedolawmnje4yu..........lmaoo its suposed to say delaneyyy(:
    sereinsa- errrmm Serina is more like it
    caigtl,kin - caitlin....not to bad
    maroilin----marilin not bad at all =)
    olikvia ------- olivia ;
    not too bad [:
    tgolnmiu....Toni.... wow failure
    eriucsaw....erica. not too bad. but not good.:p
    sazmnaN RTFGHAZ- <--- is supposed to say 'samantha'....epic. fail.
    ws.mkikl,kyyy-emily....yeah im wasted
    
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17. pinky199610
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    October 6, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    WHO WANTS TO BE MY WITTY BF?!
    
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18. pinky199610
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    October 6, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE <3
    
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19. pinky199610
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    October 6, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    A girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    ...
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    ... ... ...
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of
    u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DONT BELEIVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!
    ^lo
    
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20. pinky199610
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    October 6, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    say ur crush name 6 time.
    now make a wish
    whats more important love or ten million dollars
    wish again love or money
    now post this in 60 sec
    and you with have an unexpected convo with your crush
    
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