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  1. bestiies101 bestiies101
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:39am UTC
    "It's a Mexican drinking worm. It's like a Native American symbol meaning wasted." -Bridesmaids.♥

  2. _love_stinks_ _love_stinks_
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Are you looking for
    photo requests?
    Well, I can make you a photo for your profile,
    but they aren't normal photos. They're blingees!
    If you're unsure of what a blingee is, I have three samples
    on my profile. If you want to see more of my work
    click on any of the pictures on my profile, and
    browse through my photos.
    Still interested? Excellent!
    Just leave a comment on my profile of what you
    want your photo to be of. Or if you have a
    specific link, even better! You can then tell me
    what colours you want. You can have up
    to three, but I can't promise all three colours
    will be on your picture. If you want words on
    your picture, you can tell me that too. Just don't make
    it too lengthy and we'll be fine. If you have
    any questions feel free to ask. I'm really bored.

  3. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    sometimes I wish I could pause time,
    walk up to someone, hit them,
    unpause time and watch their reaction.
    just me?

  4. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. ohyolks16 ohyolks16
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    When i brush my hair, i can pull as hard as i want and it wont hurt
    ...
    when someone else brushes my hair its like they are pulling my friggen scalp off.

  6. mrsfredweasley mrsfredweasley
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    The Suite life on Deck
    London: I'll be the big sister you've never had
    Bailey: Actually, I have six big sisters and three little ones.
    London: Wow, your mom needs a hobby.

  7. turgeonite2 turgeonite2
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I love when
    I read a really long quote, and at the end it says,
    "if you read this whole thing, THANK YOU"
    And I just sit there like,
    "You're welcome.. you are welcome."

  8. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Human beings:
    Species which cut trees, to make paper out of it and
    then write "SAVE TREES" on them.

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Who else remembers
    The random 3 eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that would randomly pop up after shows and be like "HI I'M PAUL"
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
    who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
    that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
    the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
    and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
    but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
    us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
    "In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
    To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
    "Tray up!"
    day.made.

  11. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    PLeASe tell your pants
    its rude to point

  12. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Did you know?
    That all of the Rugrats babies were voiced by girls ?
    MIND = BLOWN

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    that's a nice dress....
    did it come with a pole?

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I. LOVE. HOW. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS. THE. LITTLE. VOICE. IN. YOUR. HEAD. PAUSEES. AFTER. EACH. PERIOD.

  15. Jen07676 Jen07676
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Fav If you ever liked someone you
    Never Thought you would like. . . <3

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    holding the door for people
    that are still far away
    t o f o r c e t h e m i n t o a n a w k w a r d r u n .
    nmq:) follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    it may be
    stupid
    but it's also
    dumb.
    -patrick star

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Those cheap pencils with
    erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Curiousity killed
    the cat.
    ^ your v i r g i n i ty
    Format: twilightgirl995

  20. _love_stinks_ _love_stinks_
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 9:31am UTC
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    Why would you rather see two men
    holding guns then holding hands?
    nmf.
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