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pigpoop

1. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2012 1:13pm UTC
   In witty chat where people randomly leave and you didnt even know they were there........creepy :z
   
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2. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   has anyone ever fell out of a tree before?
   well i have. and you havn't?
   it sucks
   its scary
   it hurts
   it ruins events
   you scream(so the whole neighborhood hears you)
   every time yuo look at a good climbing tree the moment you were in the air flashes before your eyes
   you are in a cast or a sling
   you have to go to the ER the rest of the night in pain
   it hurts... a lot
   
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3. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 11:32pm UTC
   i press preview your quote and hope it will be a "thousander".
   
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4. pigpoop
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   July 24, 2012 11:23pm UTC
   it is pretty simple to fave this quote....so just DO IT
   I WUV U GUYS
   
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5. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   dad:*takes off his shirt*
   me: are you having taco bell tonight...because i think you should just go with salad.
   
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6. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2012 11:13am UTC
   YOLO
   
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7. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 11:35am UTC
   CUPCAKES
   RULE!
   I could be Mrs.Cupcake
   
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8. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Dad(singing): There's 104 days of summer vacation and sc....
   Me: Dad!
   Dad: What?
   Me: Stop
   Dad(singing): ....schol comes along just to end it so i just farted and it really smells....
   Me: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!
   
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9. pigpoop
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 8:55am UTC
   i see her in a smoky room
   smell of wine and cheep purfume
   
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10. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    why do people hate justin bieber? he is very talented!
    
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11. pigpoop
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    April 6, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    holy crap! its a double rainbow,almost a triple rainbow! aaaaaa full on! so intense!
    
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12. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    If you think you don't mean anything in the world......think of it this way.
    The world is like a computer and all the peices are people....and your one of them.
    The computer can't work with one of its peices gone....so the world can't work with you gone
    
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13. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I love singing!
    
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14. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    mom: What time is it?
    clock: 5:29
    me: 5:30
    my brother: nooooooo, its 5:29!!!!!
    
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15. pigpoop
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    March 18, 2012 9:22am UTC
    top of the morning? where is it?
    
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16. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    When someone says princes what do you think of?
    (the first thing that pops into you mind)
    
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17. pigpoop
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    March 1, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Should stores even still be selling Hannah Montanna stuff still?
    because she ''quit" being Hannah Montona
    
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18. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:02am UTC
    does anyone
    NOT
    "crack"
    their kit kat before eating it?
    besides the monkey i drew
    
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19. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:54am UTC
    the most annoying boy ever (but sooo cute):
    "All the 1st and 2nd graders know me. Haha."
    me so nearvous that i just say:
    "I don't care"
    my friend(to the boy):
    "I feel bad for the 1st and 2nd graders!"
    
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20. pigpoop
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    hi bra, you are tight, you are soooo anoying in the summer, and when the stupid bus driver turns on the heat i want to take you off!!!!!!
    
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