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pigirl27

1. pigirl27
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   October 22, 2011 9:08pm UTC
   So what is everyone being for halloween ,
   comment your costume!!!!!
   
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2. pigirl27
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   October 5, 2011 5:30pm UTC
   If only girls were suppolsed to make the first move!
   
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3. pigirl27
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   October 2, 2011 4:35pm UTC
   School is the only place where going to the bathroom becomes your favorite activity!!!!!
   
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4. pigirl27
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   September 17, 2011 2:43pm UTC
   And i hate it when teh teacher
   calls on u when you dont have
   your hand raised....
   like hello,
   i dont know the answer!!!!!!
   
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5. pigirl27
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   September 4, 2011 4:13pm UTC
   I don't hate you....
   Lets just say that if i had water and you on fire, id drink it:)
   
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6. pigirl27
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   August 30, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   I have always wanted to throw an "I Hate Valentines day" party for all single people so we can just sit there and talk about men, with a bucket full of chocolate!
   
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7. pigirl27
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   August 30, 2011 6:21pm UTC
   My mom found a card from one of my friends in my closet.
   Mom: Who gave you this?
   Me: My friend made it for me for my birthday.
   Mom: i didnt know that!
   Me: Oh mom, there is alot you dont know!
   
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8. pigirl27
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   August 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC
   And does anyone else eat when their bored?
   
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9. pigirl27
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   August 15, 2011 3:24pm UTC
   I am the only one who looks at the clock at 11:12????
   
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10. pigirl27
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    August 13, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Never take a bullet for anyone. if you have the time to jump in front of the person, he has the time to move.
    
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11. pigirl27
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    August 13, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    I hate it when you are waiting for your luggage at the airport, and yours always comes out last:(
    
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12. pigirl27
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    August 12, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    When you hit your hip on the counter and feel like you've been stabbed!
    Fav if this has ever happen to you:)
    
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13. pigirl27
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    August 11, 2011 7:47am UTC
    At dinner tell one of your kids, "Due to the state of economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
    
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14. pigirl27
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    August 10, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Fact:
    The more calories something has, the better it tastes!
    
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15. pigirl27
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    August 10, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    Realized:
    All diet pills require diet and exersise to work.
    
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16. pigirl27
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    August 10, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Signs that things arn't going so well:
    Your girlfriends facebook status is Taylor Swift Lyrics
    
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17. pigirl27
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    August 9, 2011 10:08am UTC
    Fearless is being 100 percent fearful but, jumping anyway
    - Taylor Swift
    
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18. pigirl27
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    August 9, 2011 10:00am UTC
    To Do List:
    Go into a crowded elevator and say "I bet your wondering why i gathered you all here" with a straight face.
    
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19. pigirl27
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    August 7, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Why do 8 month old baby clothes have pockets? can u just imagine a baby saying, "Yup, i got my keys phone ipod, I'm ready to go!"
    
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20. pigirl27
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    August 6, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    Teachers call it copying.
    Students call it team work!!!
    
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