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pigfartsisreal

1. pigfartsisreal
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   June 24, 2011 1:51am UTC
   I heard that a dementor kissed her, and
   it
   died!
   
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2. pigfartsisreal
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   June 24, 2011 1:40am UTC
   im tired.
   Can’t we all just be death eaters?
   
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3. pigfartsisreal
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   June 24, 2011 1:36am UTC
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4. pigfartsisreal
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   June 19, 2011 3:29am UTC
   OH MY ROWLING!
   
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5. pigfartsisreal
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   June 19, 2011 3:21am UTC
   ANY HAPPY LITTLE THOUGHT?
   
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6. pigfartsisreal
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   June 18, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   You're tall and fun and pretty
   You're really, really skinny
   Cho Chang
   I'm the Mickey to your Minnie
   You're the Tigger to my Winnie
   Cho Chang
   Wanna take you to the city
   Gonna take you out to dinny
   Cho Chang
   You're cuter than a guinea pig
   Wanna take you up to Winnipeg
   THAT’S IN CANADA!
   
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7. pigfartsisreal
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   June 18, 2011 8:40pm UTC
   Who looks stupid now...
   You do.
   
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8. pigfartsisreal
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   June 18, 2011 8:34pm UTC
   Nothing but protein shakes,falcon eggs, and rocks
   
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9. pigfartsisreal
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   June 18, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   That thing is an R-O-B-O-T man-
   Don’t fool me with numbers Krayonder
   
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10. pigfartsisreal
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    June 18, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    When Up cuts an onion,
    the onion is the one who cries.
    
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11. pigfartsisreal
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    June 18, 2011 12:25am UTC
    If you don’t go out there and die for something.
    Then I will kill you for nothing.
    
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12. pigfartsisreal
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    June 18, 2011 12:04am UTC
    I have to fight a goat?
    I don’t know if I can do that morally.
    
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13. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    I can run faster than the both of us
    combined
    
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14. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    But seriously girls, if I catch you with any boys or alcohol,
    I'm gonna rip your perky little boobs off!
    
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15. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Hermione-This year I plan to study a lot.
    ♪ ♫ ♪
    Ron-That would be cool if you were actually hot.
    
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16. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER!
    and a rocketship.
    
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17. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 5:00pm UTC
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18. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    ♫ Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, ♫ Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she’s reading about how to ♫ draw. ♫
    
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19. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC
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20. pigfartsisreal
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    June 17, 2011 1:14am UTC
    When I rule the world, I’ll plant flowers.
    When I rule the world, I’ll have snakesss
    
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