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pierce_celtics

1. pierce_celtics
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   March 21, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   That awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.
   
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2. pierce_celtics
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   March 12, 2012 11:56am UTC
   Heres my number (911)
   so call me mabye!
   
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3. pierce_celtics
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   March 8, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   A wierd dude splashing water and hulahooping in the class room.
   
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4. pierce_celtics
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   March 8, 2012 7:48am UTC
   Wierd sub says things like 3 times.
   This is going to be a fun day.
   
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5. pierce_celtics
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   March 7, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
   
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6. pierce_celtics
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   March 7, 2012 4:55pm UTC
   If you die in a elevator make sure to push the up botton.
   
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7. pierce_celtics
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   March 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
   Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
   
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8. pierce_celtics
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   March 7, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
   
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9. pierce_celtics
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   March 7, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   This is a shout out to my BF in the hospital with a severe case on non exstence.<3
   
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10. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    you text him.
    He doesn't text u back.
    He was so excited that u text him that he fainted.
    
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11. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    "Don't complain if your still single it's not the end of the world, thats still 9 months away."
    
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12. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    When your friend doesn't come to school:
    5%- "I hope there ok"
    95%-"That idiot, how dare they leave me alone!!!"
    
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13. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends to see how it's like to hang out with me.
    
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14. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    When u accidently hurt your pet pet and yopu're like, "OHMYGOSH" i'm so sorry and they walk away and u chase after them like, "LET ME LOVE U!"
    
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15. pierce_celtics
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    March 7, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    wierd 7th grade boy: "I thought u guys were sappose to be 8th graders?"
    Me: "I thought u were sappose to be a guy!"
    
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